Artist: Your Favorite Martian Album: The Stereotypes Song (Video) Song: The Stereotypes Song Typed by: AZ Lyrics You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous So I wrote a song about it And it goes a little something like this I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes Check it out now I love those fat Americans You know they so obnoxious They always eating burgers They always holding shotguns And I love Mexicans The way they mow my lawn They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on Uh huh 'Cause that's the way they roll Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy And they're out of control like a Chinese driver I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya Ya mon And I love them Puerto Ricans Even though they wash their ass about once a week and I'm just joking If you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell If you love the Outback redneck Australians And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth Mamma mia! And how could anyone hate the French Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits Brazilian girls is what you want Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk I love Africans, but hold up a second National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes? They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose Uh oh! You're all on my checklist Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast They're stereotypes, and if you believe them Then your brain is small like a Korean penis I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes All together now! I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep [repeat 4x] They hump sheep [repeat 3x] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys But seriously, don't hump any sheep