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Artist: Your Favorite Martian
Album:  Mr. DoucheBag (Video)
Song:   Mr. DoucheBag
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those sunglasses
Yeah we all remember that hot chick
You hooked up with once
Ccause you went on to brag about it for months and months

Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."

Dear Mr. DoucheBag
We all agree that you are a dumbass
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Dear Mr. DoucheBag
Do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid
You douchebags are a lot of the same
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
Got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon

Dear Mr. DoucheBag
We all agree that you are a dumbass
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Inconsiderate, ignorant
You drink you get belligerent
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no. Not even a little bit
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs

Dear Mr. DoucheBag
I caught you bragging again
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."

No you're not  come on

Dear Mr. DoucheBag
We all agree that you are a dumbass
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

Refusing to let go when she says no
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag

"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear
Come on, where the hell is my protein shake?"