Artist: U.G.K. (Underground Kingz) Album: Banned Song: Muthafucker Ain't Mine Typed by: haythamtahir@gmail.com [Intro: A dialogue between Bun B and a pregnant woman] [Woman] Hey! you little sorry motherfucker; you know I'm pregnant now [Bun B] Pregnant for who? [Woman] You bitch!! ~ you're trifling whore [Bun B] You ain't pregnant for me, I ain't making no motherfucking baby [Woman] Sorry nickel and dime-ass funky nigga [Bun B] I don't give a fuck, making babies for them niggaz that make love I fuck -- I don't make no babies. [Woman] Bitch!! -- you don't know the meaning of fucking, whore [Bun B] I must know the meaning of something You come around here talking about you got a baby for me Well, I got something for your motherfucking ass.. -- it ain't mine!! [Woman] Yeah, you're gon' take care of your responsibilities, trick!! [Bun B] Man, motherfuck me and them responsibilities You gotta go to the welfare line with that bullshit [Woman] Welfare? - You got me fucked up! [Bun B] Man, look here! -- You gotta get out of my motherfucking face Cause I ain't claiming nan little motherfucking baby So you go on with that shit!! [Verse One: Bun B] Now all you whores listen up to what I'm saying Regardless of the consequences Bun B ain't paying You're laying in my bed and dead center's what I'm looking for Let me get this nut, you can get your ass to booking whore Don't cook no breakfast and don't cook me no lunch You ain't nothing but another little banana in the bunch Catch the metro home or you can walk like a bum bitch You ain't worth a John, break this rock and catch a crumb Yeah I nutted in you bitch, you got a problem with it? See I left some on the bed too, you can go and get it This bitch is trying to game on a Trill ain't it funny You know them Trill-ass niggaz ain't about giving up no money I see you're starting to get a little belly on you bitch You're two months swollen with that old seven month bitch I hope your nigga ready for them bills he about to get Best not send no papers my way whore, cause I ain't paying shit If anybody ask me bitch, I ain't even done it Rather give a fiend a crumb and punch your ass in the stomach Cause from my point of view; get your ass out my face Next time around trying to catch a fucking rape case Cause if it's mine or not, you can raise up off my dick Better sign up for some food stamps, welfare or the WIG Cause child support I can do without Here's a fork and butter knife, cut it up and shit it out The motherfucker ain't mine [Chorus: Sampler of Wreckx-N-Effect - Rumpshaker] X5 I ain't claiming shit!! -- That's what I said! ---> Willie D She said the lucky man is you!! -- Get off my dick, nigga ---> Ice Cube [Verse Two: Pimp C] Bitches in PA, all about the okey-doke Fuck around with Pimp C and get your fucking neck broke Whore gave me the pussy, now she claim I shot sperm But they all know I keep a hood on my fucking worm Bitch had a partner tried to catch me in a rape case Caught her ass slipping, shot three shots in her fucking face Cause I ain't the one, ain't the two or the three So how the motherfuck is you gone fade Pimp C? Gotta get a grip whore or better get a clutch Before they find your ass walking round here with a crutch Cause I'm a Trill nigga, so you fucked the real shit I kick you in your stomach and leave you naked in a ditch All heard of J, dirty and magic So get your tail up and get the crawfish out your ass Talking about you got a baby growing in your sack But I ain't about to claim a mad fucking shaving yak You want to have a baby cause you think that I'm rich But like that other whore you better take your ass to bowl my dick Cause bitch I don't think you want to push me I throw you on the floor and shove a hanger in your pussy Come to think about it bitch, what you talking about? Can't be from me because I nutted in your mouth Girl you must of lost your fucking mind Cause I know that the ugly motherfucker ain't mine [Chorus] [Verse Three: Bun B] Now whores be getting anxious to get a nigga's cash Just give up some pussy and you're thinking that my money I'ma pass My ass bitch, It ain't gon' work Trying to have a baby for me whore I ain't no fucking jerk Gonna get your ass hurt; fucking around with the Trill You must not know the deal Me claim a baby? - How the fuck you feel? No bitch, no way, no how, ain't no happenings If I claimed it, your trifling ass would be out high-capping Bitch, I wouldn't give your ass the pleasure or the pain Me and my niggaz ran a train so why you're pointing my way? Whore, I was second out of six And that's too many dicks for your trifling-ass to try and make a bit Bitch, you better start with the first Then skip to the third cause that little Bun B shit is absurd But see now, I done heard it all before But keep that bullshit up and you gone make me get some shit on my toe Whore I ain't with it so you best go home Before you fuck around and get your little trifling-ass rolled on Have a baby for me, how you figure? I love pregnant pussy, but only when it's for another nigga But see now that trigger ain't no punk So bail before they find you and a cut up baby dead in my trunk Don't make me chuck your ass in a ditch You're talking all you want, but see; the motherfucker ain't mine bitch [Chorus]