Artist: Tech N9ne Album: Klusterfuk EP Song: Klusterfuk Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash I was born in November, 8th day, 1971st y'all 9 o'clock in the morning, a Christian girl in Kansas City gave birth y'all She taught the kid how to love, and give up praises to our maker 'til the Earth fall Then momma married a Muslim, and I was 12, and the transition was the worst y'all I converted to Islam, but every once in a while I'd read a Bible verse y'all How am I to refrain from eating pork and having Christmas when I thirst all All of this it was blended, many religions, plenty women down my shirt y'all At home no longer attended, when I was 17 I bounced like a Nerf ball Yeeeeahhhh~! Spit a bit quick My day, I slay, Pi Mai, trick don't get a bitch hit I'm masterin it, I'm flyin around with equipment Really big timin now I'm not fittin this bitch I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you that and a couple others to KLUS-TER-FUK of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK on you MUH'FUCKERS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHER givin you LOVE FROM a SLUG if you BUG on a NIGGA TUG on her trigger, no HUGS I'ma kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG her with DRUGS when I give her DICK, fatherly, when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me In the brown and red dickies, mahogany Red all over me like I hit an artery Fuck all of these, hypocrites lick a dick just swallow me If you follow me and wanted to abolish me when I'm honestly, a straight oddity I'm just twisted, non-fictitious On this wicked, shit spit a bit quick Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the lake or in the metal and big thick bricks Pucker up, suck this Butter Butter gutter slut If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK! Ever seen a nigga with hella followers and they love a nigga so much he be wantin to tell them to kill HA HA HA HA HAA~! And they will So ya better watch that, no this ain't a shock tactic Got that bit down to the grill Heheheheheheheeeeh, WAY REAL! I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin My shit a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEYYYY Nigga we PUNKIN FLUNKIESSSS, killer we KRUNK N FUNKY Uhh... PUMPING CHUNKY Uhh... BOOTY BITCHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY AY! Crazy, I might be way in my psyche laid as a bright P.A. Playin, they wanna fight me They don't really like me, dig in the knife replay Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil Inside of me they about equal Call it a bust when I'm all in a rut I'm a klusterfuk, nigga y'all is just [Chorus] FECAL, growin up low enough, musta sucked PEOPLE, call me what? Call me a, klusterfuk FECAL, growin up low enough, musta sucked PEOPLE, call me what? Call me a, klusterfuk [Uncredited Female] Talk about growin up fucked up~! I grew up with a mentally ill mother so it's no wonder that I'm, slightly askew Her fanatical religious views had me sittin in pews 8 days a week and because of that me and God didn't speak for a while Now I crack a smile when I'm asked my religious preference I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin I'm a klusterfuk! I mixed up all the stuff that religion that had to offer Boiled it in my cauldron 'til the bullshit burned off it All that was left was love I can't say I always rise above the trivial shit in my life cause I don't Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin I've done a lot of drugs, shit I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end As long as I'm aligned with love then I KNOW I'm livin righteous [Outro: Tech N9ne - repeat 4X] By a landslide my energy Will kill a man why try mimick me Cause the fans tied identically Love it when the fans buy my memories [third and fourth repeat - overlap with Chorus]