Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Album: Alpocalypse Song: Another Tattoo Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com [NOTE: This song is a parody of B.o.B's "Nothin' On You"] [Intro/Chorus] Beautiful tats, all over my back Makes me so proud, I'm gonna shout it out loud I got another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Yeah...) Another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) [Verse One] No part of me's blank, I'm really ink obsessed (Yes) It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed (Check it!) At every job interview, they're just so impressed (Really?) 'Cause I got all my ex-wives' on my chest (Ha ha!) Over here is Clay Aiken, there's a side of bacon (Huh!) and a Minotaur pillow-fightin with Satan (Yes!) Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice-skatin (Yea!) Wait... -- It's Ronald Reagan [Pre-Chorus] I got these dragons, I got these dolphins All inscribed on me indelibly ('delibly) I've had bad reactions, bad infections (Yeah!) Even Hepatitis C ('titis C) My friends think that I need therapy (therapy) Maybe some laser surgery (surgery) for the flaming goat skull on my knee (knee) Knee (Knee!) Knee (Heeeeey~!) [Chorus] Beautiful tats, all over my back (all over) And I've got some space here on the side of my face here for another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) Another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) No, I'm not high (high), I'm really okay (okay) I just love these scribbles (Haha!), that won't go away I got another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) Another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) Yeaaaaah [Verse Two] Yes there were a few, I got from losin a bet (bet, bet, bet, bet...) I misspelled a word or two, still there's nothing I regret ('gret, 'gret, 'gret, 'gret...) My shopping trips are no sweat (sweat), there's never stuff I forget ('get) Check out this rad Boba Fett, he's playing clarinet~! [Chorus] Beautiful tats, all over my back (all over) And what the heck (Ha ha!), there's still room on my neck I'll get another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) Another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) I don't know why (why), but everyday (day) Whenever folks see me, they just back away (Whoa!) I got another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) Another tat-TOOOOOOOOO, baby (Nuh-nuh-nuh-'nother tattoo babe, nuh-'nother tattoo) Yeaaaaah [Outro] {*BZZT!*} YAHOW~!! Dah.. Okay, right there by my elbow.. {*buzzing*} Y'see? Yeah.. I got a couple square inches left {*continued buzzing*} Uh, maybe a squid or a tarantula or, something I dunno, surprise me.. {*BZZT!*} DAHOW~!! MOTHER- {*fades out*}