Artist: mc chris Album: Part Six Part One Song: Deep Space Travel Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash {*loud intercom beep*} Uhh, Mr. Killian, Mr. Ward is here to see you {*sound like a lift crashing to the ground and opening*} Heyyy HEYYYY! Mister, like you can't be Mr. Chandler I mean this is a, we're in Hell, this is the underworld and I've gone by a lot of names Oh, I see, so you're on Arth occasionally in different forms Arth? (Earth) Talking about Earth? Earth yeah Oh okay But this is in the center of Earth so I guess you're always I like to just, define the terms when I'm speaking with someone You're always in Earth or Well this isn't actually the physical center of Earth IT'S NOT?!! Because they've been sayin that They've been sayin that Have they? I think they've been saying it's a different plane of existance Really? Is everyone in agreement on that? Cause I didn't know I haven't been to church, so I don't know what everyone It's not just in church, it's in all kind of forms of popular media that portray, Hell, it's not It's not in the same physical realm (I see) as Earth We're the Hell for, the whole universe (I see) So anyone who's bad in the whole universe So aliens are here (comes here) there's bad aliens But here they're just y'know, they're just souls Everybody's just souls (ohh okay) But aliens all look like humans anyway Ah really? Everybody's humans, there's no, every All the animals that are on Earth are what the animals look like on on every planet Oh, well that's very simplistic... convenient~! It's just, yeah it's just kinda how it all works out A lot of people are gonna be disappointed when they perfect uh, deep space travel and find that out You're right, a lot of people ARE gonna be disappointed I am right... why do you think you're here? Why do you think you're in Hell? Well I assume how I acted up ahh y'know on On the surface of Earth y'know and uhh It wasn't I didn't make the best decisions let's just say that You didn't act so good up on Earth I wasn't a good person, maybe I had put some stupid skits on my records maybe I was a a bad drunk, maybe I didn't treat people as well as I could've y'know You didn't make the best decisions You're right, I didn't, and now I probably have to answer for that You were on MySpace like a jackrabbit but you didn't make the Facebook switch so easily I was on MySpace, much like a jackrabbit How many Facebook friends do you have? I, currently have about seven thousand Facebook Seven thousand - how many did you have on MySpace? I have about ninety thousand MySpace friends What's up with that? (Why?) Why the falloff? Well I think MySpace is a dead site Yeah but you got so many more friends on MySpace I don't know what it is either, it's cause of Flash I can't get the Flash, and everyone's poking me Everyone's asking me if I want to be a pirate or You gotta ignore that shit! I CAN'T!! I have to click on all of it You can't accept every God damn plant or But they all want to hang out with me Star Wars figurine I, I can't help it~! (Ignore it) People give me little gifts A guy gave me a little Wally the other day, I... I accept those things and then I don't know, I never know how to install the application I just don't understand it I feel like I really receive a gift, AND a poke Well your soul's very bad, it's very corrupt Really? (Yeah) That's surprising to me Cause I was a really good person up there You were a good person, it mostly has to do with the quality of, your, music, your artistic output It, so, it was so bad it's considered a sin down here Your rap-ping is not great It's not good to you It's not just me~!