Artist: mc chris and The Lee Majors Album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition Song: U Got What I Need Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro: unknown speaker] Cincinnati punk, sucks dick Can I say that, can I say that? It's not aggressive, there's no energy in the fuckin music they're a bunch of fuckin chump rockers bitin' off the real deal And everybody here can lick my fuckin filthy crab infested bag [mc chris] With my high tech specs I inspect a love less Sittin in a sun dress, readin Cosmo sex tests Time for me to conquest I step to impress It's the best of the rest she says her names Beth Don't mean to be a pest but can I join (yeeeees) Says she needs a rest from her daily stress That's when busty Beth breaks out the sticky sess And yo we both connect like Akbar and Jeff I got the snack bar check, Kodak's in my pockets Sayin word it's occurred if it's a curve then I'm a cock it Say my name is mc, I've been known to rock it With Nintendo, a dildo, I'm on it, like Bilbo, the hobbit The high totin honky, kicks it in Kentucky Grade ten'll suck me, great trouble fuckin And all the college co-eds consider themselves lucky like they was Lopez and my shit was Puffy Now Beth the busty, wants to get a slushie Go back to her joint so we can gets lovey-dovey I flip for that and freeze for the cab I do pay But when I make the first move the ho say no way [Chorus] You, you got what I need But you say he's just a friend Oh you say he's just a friend (oh baby you) Oh you, you got what I need (got what I need) But you say he's just a friend (he's just a friend) But you say he's just a friend (he's just a friend) [mc chris] Word, well this is a story about a girl named Corey that liked to play Atari liked to read Archie She's browsin Beetle Bailey, I'm browsin the body that make a Masarati go potty {*pbbt*} So I step to impress with the jeans so torn I say my name is mc she say "Word is born" Never seen a girl like you in a comic book store She buys four issues of Hulk, I buy four issues of Thor We walked - out the door practically holdin hands I say you want a lift? She say "I got a man~!" Oh you do for real? Well then where he be? Obviously not in the vicinity So listen to me, cause my name is mc When I get up on the mic I make the whole front row pee My cars a Mitsubishi, the CD the Bee Gees The song "How Deep is Your Love," cause your so deep into me Now how can it be me seen with a geek that frequent the joint like a freak every week I'm buyin these books for my invalid brother You wanna hook up, motherfucker hook another [Chorus] [Outro] Word 'em up oh you (you) you got what I need (got what I need) But you just say he's just a friend (he's just a friend) but say he's just a friend (word up) You (you) you got what I need (got what I need) But you say he's just a friend (he's just a friend) You say he's just a friend (word up) You (you) you got a friend I look at you, it seems like everywhere I go You want get it on, that's what friends are for [Outro] MC's be bitin off his style like 24/7 right You know what I'm sayin dig yo dig It's time to get up off his nuts yo it's time to get up off his nuts cause you on his shit I'm down word up word up word up word up That motherfuckers like funky fly fresh right? You know what I'm sayin? He has the 98th flavor you know what I'm sayin? Little dude's badder than a motherfucker