Artist: mc chris and The Lee Majors Album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition Song: Party Going On Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro] We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here [mc chris] London England are you ready? It's time for the unbelievable The unfathomable The loquacious mc chriiiiiiis!!!!!!~! (Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh) [mc chris] Y'all ready for a little rhyme, a little rhyme? A little lovin and a squeeze oh yo please Hold onto your hats, know what I mean? Hold onto your hats I mean hold onto your hats Cause here I am tonight hopin my ass ain't tight I got the hands movin right to left (left to right) In spite of the fact that I'm the punk who pulled your ponytail Talkin trash you know they call me a Garbage Pail Kid Cause I did the things you wanted My name is mc chris you thought you could but you couldn't You think you're fly in your Pinto in your yard doin doughnuts Everyone thinks you're bogus while you thinkin you're bonus It's like we like each other but it's War of the The Roses mc bucks on the bass on the keys mc roses mc chris on fire time to turn on the hoses [Interlude]] His name is mc chris and he's got a fat purse Got a mansion and a butler but his name's not Lurch (You rang?) Like a supersoaker I've been known to squirt [mc chris] Get on your knees sugar cause your ass is in church And I'm on the pulpit cause I'm a crazy culprit Like the bag at the bottom of the bottle You can close your eyes and gulp it Hope it don't sting and I hope it don't burn Name is mc chris and it's about time you learned That my rhymes are the kind, that make you close your blinds Cause your booty start shakin, and there ain't no mistakin Only misbehavin, because you been waitin Anticipatin, and also salivatin I'll be Scott Valentine and you be Justine Bateman Don't worry about The Riddler cause they're videotapin Instead of date rapin, moves is for the makin Name is mc chris now please perform like turkey bacon Word up!! [repeat 12X to fade] Somebody got a, party goin on!