Artist: mc chris and The Lee Majors Album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition Song: DQ Blizzard * Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash * "Life's a Bitch, I'm Her Pimp" has different lyrics [mc chris] Name is mc, I'm like no other A short-sized, high pitched white skinned brother When I say white, I don't mean pink Cause my skin's about as white as white out ink When I step into the sun, I burst into flames Like the Human Torch but with no lives to save Don't go to clubs and I don't go to raves And I don't go to pubs and I don't go to parades So, where do I go? You might call it, a hooch parlor If you don't know the password don't bother It's where all the ladies leave their lipstick on my collar But I tell them to be gone, cause all they on is my dollar Mahler use to write symphonies Name is mc and I claim to be Star material like astrology Punk rock, hip-hop, and R&B Watch me blend it all up like a daiquiri It's why all the honey's be mackin me Waitin in the alley, sneak attackin me Tearin off my clothes, ass smackin me Back when we, didn't have a record deal We still managed to make the ladies squeal Word (yeah) and you know (you know) [Chorus] My name's mc, my band's The Lee Majors Put us on the bill, and boy you hit pay dirt When I'm on the mic, the girlies wanna flizzirt But I tell 'em chill like a DQ Blizzard [mc chris] (Yeah) Like a DQ Blizzard, and you know It's all about lockin, and poppin, and crazy rhyme droppin When I'm on the microphone there is no stoppin Like I'm hoppin through the fog Snoop Doggy Dogg an' Always a smart ass you could call it back talkin You can tell I'm just like Johnny Rotten Name is mc yo that's just the chalk in Cause I can say my name more times than Edie Brickell sang "What I am, is what I am" I rock the jams With nothin up our sleeves but a battering ram I'm in a Volkswagen van with Adam and Dan Swear we all kick like Jean-Claude Van Damme I'm just like like Bam-Bam and I can pick up a girl With just one hand and I'll rock her world And you know [Chorus] [Interlude] Like a DQ Blizzard 1-2-3-4 break it down mc chris, mc chris, mc chris (But I tell 'em chill like a DQ Blizzard) [Chorus] [Outro] DQ Blizzard D-DQ Blizzard {*3X*} Hey DQ Blizzard D-DQ Blizzard Yeah DQ Blizzard D-DQ Blizzard {*2X*} Yeah DQ Blizzard D-DQ Blizzard (DQ Blizzard word) DQ Blizzard (DQ Blizzard) DQ Blizzard DQ Blizzard Yeah DQ Blizzard (DQ DQ Blizzard) DQ Blizzard yeah (DQ Blizzard) (DQ Blizzard) yeah DQ Blizzard yeah Alright I'll do it... I... you know I'll admit I'll do it with an Ewok no problem Mulan 1-2-3 say Mulan with szechuan sauce {*3X*} Mulan