Artist: mc chris and The Lee Majors Album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition Song: Down on the Farm Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] It's mc chris, keep your head low Stay in your car, you better go home Cause there's nothin but stars in the corn below Gettin down on the farm not on the down low With a shovel and hoe - you sold the land with a burger and fries from the hot dog stand Just the sun and a doobie and a farmer's tan Just an empty old barn and a bored rock band Chillin at the seminole, fucked up on tobacco Kids dive in, with Tom to go back home Life's a vacuum but here - it's wide open While your busy mopin, I'm in the dark gropin Down on the farm, motorcycles not mopeds Dead old ladys, not dreadlocked deadheads Carburetor on the front lawn a lemonade on the porch Luke was a farm boy before he used the force Word up~!! [mc chris] You don't know who you are with your dope beats and your fat Porsches Name is mc chris I prefer back porches Don't try to file a case cause you got no sources The law's on my side cause the law I enforces And your stupid styles, they're just dumb Tougher than leather? You're not tougher than my gun Cause we hold our own, out in the Midwest We don't need Dylan Law, with him we're not impressed Don't wanna run away like Wendy and Peter Pan Call it the Bible Belt, I call it Neverland Sippin down chili dogs outside a Tastee Freeze Diane sittin on Jacky's lap hands between his knees Down on the farm, super clean with the gun Don't cause no harm, just wanna have fun Drink Pabst, race cars, maybe tip a cow Down on the farm, I'm down with a hoedown [Interlude] Oh mc chris you're so nice Only twenty-five dollars You say cowboy I say cow Brrrrrrrrrrrrah! If the shit goes down If the shit goes down (better be ready) {*3X*} [mc chris] If the shit goes down, I got my six shooter Get your ass out of town on my boosted Roto Rooter More like Norman Bates or like Uncle Jesse or Cooter Name is mc chris, I don't miss, now pass the buddha Shootout at sundown, Daisy Duke at my side Honey says, you don't get shot I'm sure to be your bride I replied "Hell yeah" as the gun did decide Sink into the soil as Black Bart grabbed his heart, and, died [Outro] There's no way you'll survive {*laughing*}