Artist: mc chris Album: Marshmellow Playground Song: Halloween Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash {*evil cackling*} [Intro/Chorus: repeat 2X] I shoulda brushed my teeth, I got cav-a-ties Mom and dad said no sugar 'til Halloween [mc chris] To tell you the truth, I love Baby Ruth but what it does to my tooth, is very uncouth I love Razzle and Spree, but I don't want gum disease I love root beer barrels but I'm scared of losin my teeth I brush twice a day, and I'm flossin for real Sometimes I need a snack, that don't come in a peel I need somethin sweet, I feel defeated and weak I gotta have my fix or homeboy's gonna freak My bubble's gonna break if I don't get some Bubble Tape Pouch of Big League Chew will do, Popeye's Spinach would be great Sour cherries very awesome, Sour Patch is good in batches Swedish Fish, my favorite dish, it satiates the masses Lemonheads make me pucker, Red Hots make me snots I'd like some Mike & Ikes, Now and Later if you gots You know I got the Motts, but I hope there is no penance Afraid I've done some damage now I'm off to the dentist - what? [Chorus] [mc chris] Bad news (what?) I'm totally busted My molars are appaling, I've neglected bicuspids My mom and dad are mad, at me I gotta couple cavities Stuck with celery sticks, I've been tricked, it's a tragedy Apples and oranges, which can be delicious Banana and berries, which I've heard are nutricious My kingdom for a bottle cap this crap is malicious Fall to +Pieces+ like +Reese's+ cause these sweets are suspicious [Bat-man voice chris] Candy tastes good but it's not good for you Youur parents aren't mad, they truly adore you We all eat sweets, we know that they're awesome Your smile should shine like my signal in Gotham [mc chris] Before I hoover candy I will halt with hesitation Everything in moderation, even moderation Ny chompin congregation needs brushin on occasion Sweets cannot be beat but even teeth need a vacation You hear that kids? mc chris brushes before and after every meal And sometimes, I'm ev-I'm-even brushing during the meal! Disgusting! Don't do that though Just do what I said, at the beginning Don't do... the second part Okay, see ya kids! [Chorus]