Artist: mc chris Album: Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp Song: Pop Punk Is Dead Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [woman] Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you [Tim C] Hey MC! [chris] Tim, Tim Chand, mc chris in the house [Tim C] Haha, yeah [chris] Tim Chandler of New Pop - how are you sir? [Tim C] Oh I'm good, how are you? [chris] I'm great sir - and you? [Tim C] Ha, ha, I'm good, listen have a seat [chris] Thank you, thank you very much - this is comfortable [Tim C] Thank you Princess, you can go [woman] Oh, okay [Tim C] Ohh, let me start by thanking you for a second [chris] Okay~! [Tim C] The album, I got the pre-orders in, they look great [Tim C] The album sounds great [chris] Thanks a lot [Tim C] You look like a million bucks [chris] Thank you, thank you very much [Tim C] Uhhhhh [chris] What-what's the matter, Mr. Chandler? [chris] You look like... is something the matter? [Tim C] You don't know what I'm going through [Tim C] It's becoming more and more apparent as the days tick by [Tim C] in my head that... that pop punk is dead!! [chris] What?! [Tim C] And hip-hop is the wave of the future [chris] Well, I guess it could be [chris] I mean we don't know for sure [Tim C] These bands, they have nothing to sing about [Tim C] except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them [Tim C] and they, ughhh [chris] Look c'mon that's good music, Mister.. [Tim C] Ugh, gimme a break [chris] Mr. Ch- [Tim C] Egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good [Tim C] I know hot dogs taste good!!! [chris] I know you do sir [Tim C] I EAT HOT DOGS~! [chris] I know, you have some on your desk [Tim C] Ohhhh... [Tim C] Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band [Tim C] but she's married! [chris] But, it's a great banc [Tim C] It's a cocktease band! [chris] There my, there my friends dude [Tim C] They tease my cock [chris] Mr. Chandler [Tim C] Listen up, you kid, you're where it's at [Tim C] cause you can actually have sex with women for Christ's sake [chris] Well I do, I [Tim C] That's what I'm looking for, a man's man [chris] Yeah yeah, that's who I am [Tim C] Allright, get the fuck out of my office [chris] Oh-o-oh-okay Mr. Chandler [chris] Thanks, thanks for seeing me [Tim C] UH-HUH!!!