Artist: mc chris Album: mc chris Goes to Hell Song: Smackababy Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Spare the rod, spoil the child Fuck that shit I'm about to go wild Went to the backyard found myself a switch Wimpy little shit is about to get hit Up-as-ide the head with a bucket of sand Fuckin shit up cause I'm fuckin intense I'm tenser than fuck, I'm denser than shrubs I'm straight out the pub with a fistful of fuuuuuck you, what'cha gonna do? Where you gonna sit? Beat that bad butt with a hickory stick Lickity split, sick of these kids Want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs Fuck 'em up quick, don't miss my game Every little sound lit a light in my brain So don't complain, like I'm always sayin Might get the belt or the bicycle chain [Chorus] Smackababy in the mornin, smackababy in the night Smackababy in the evenin if you're feelin like a fight Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain Smackababy - smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy Smackababy - smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy [mc chris] Beat that boy, hurl that girl Here's two tickets to a tilt-a-whirl Pump that pup, choke that chap Show em who's boss, ain't takin no crap Ain't takin no mess, ain't takin no guff Ain't takin no lip so you better bite your tongue Better watch your mouth, better stay in line Gonna get gone or I'm gonna get mine So shut the fuck up and let me chill Bring me a beer and a bottle of pills Sit real still don't make a peep Or I'll get my sickle and reap my seed I love you kid cause you're my kin TV's on and you don't say shit Take off your shoes and stay off the couch And just get lost shut your motherfuckin mouth [Chorus] [skit] You are mc chris (uhhh no) I got all your cassette tapes (I'm not mc chris, I'm, he's dead) mc chris I got all yo' cassette tapes (I never put out cassette tapes) (and he's dead) I got, here I got, I got this song (and uh I can't) I got this song idea for you (I gotta go, I'm in a hurry) I got this song, it's about (Uh, I just gotta) It's about, it's about babies (I'm act-I'm actually in a hurry) Called smackababy (that's, a, very interesting title) Hang on (I'm in a hurry I just) hang on hang on (okay) Hold tight sir, I need to get in tune [Chorus] - repeat 2X