Artist: mc chris Album: mc chris Goes to Hell Song: Bossk on a Segway Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Don't mess with the best, white vest got the glock B-O-double S-K press play for the rock Press pause for applause, cause of awe and the shock Ram through the treetop, throw 'em in the cell block See I like to wrangle Wookiees cause I do not battle 'bots I work them then I cut them I do not collect their tops I leave their domes alone, see scalping is for clone Like the baby Boba did, you know his papa was a mold And so I was foretold beyond my own machinations With the Hunters Guild, kill my father cause I hate him Kill my siblings in the crib, didn't phase me a bit Why you hatin a bitch, what you waitin for snitch? I lick my lizard lips on a six six six I stack it full of Wookiees and I get rich quick I'm just an opportunist on the hunt is where I do this We're gonna move this through this with a morbid to-do list (what?) [Chorus] The haters hate me, I pass them by I'm rollin rollin, on my segway The haters hate me, I say goodbye I'm rollin rollin (rollin, rollin) [mc chris] Okay the cookies I bake, and the Wookiees I trade I'm Rogue Squadron 64 cause I keep getting played Millenium Falcon fucked my shit, Fett's setting tricky traps That shit is wiki-wack like callin appetizers apps See, things were going good, new hunters gettin gain New sects to inspect on the planetary plains I didn't betray a Fett I had hubris and I loved it but I was a bounty boss soon to be a bounty comet Ran across some relevant Wookiee intelligence Location and whereabouts of Chewbacca's relatives A double crossing Wookiee with a name that's vaguely french locked me in a locker then he freed his Wookiee friends I incite a prison riot, they perverted my pup The Wookiees took control and their captors were crushed The rebellion bound beasts had me cornered and callous Haven't seen this much fur since "Debbie Does Dallas" [Chorus] [Interlude: repeat 2X] I'm a lizard let loose on a wicked rap groove And I'm sayin "fuck you" in my yellow jumpsuit I chop a chump fool with the killer fung fu Girl, trip a chump drew when I kick it old school [Chorus]