Artist: mc chris Album: Eating's Not Cheating Song: Illy Oi! Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] mc chris is the shit, whack MC's line up to perish There just ain't no stoppin him, his parents are so embarassed mc chris can't resist, whack MC's they get so angry Cause he ain't a part of it yet beats them at their own game oh so badly [Chorus] Illinois boy known to make some noise Don't collect checks cause I'm unemployed Used to love hip-hop now it sucks like roids I'm here to fill the void lemme hear ya so oi I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food Rap real smooth cause I don't produce MTV said no so I'm just on Fuse Everything to gain but nothing to lose Yeah yeah yeah yeah... [mc chris] I'm the baddest MC switchblade in the mic Playground player fifth grader for life Only bling that I wear's in my baby blue eyes I keep my bitches on a short leash with a tracking device My name is MC I got carcinogen beats Been compared to monet been compared to Matisse When I'm not rhymin or fuckin I'm lookin for trees You're givin hand jobs by the bloodbank for a nickel a piece I bring the jams, like Knotts Berry or Smuckers Motherfuckers better duck cause I'm on downers and uppers Got a sack a nutter butters and a head in the gutter I waste whack MC's like they fuel in a Hummer [Chorus] Oi Oi Oi Oi... [mc chris] I'm the crazy MC got chainsaw teeth I'm a vegetarian, ain't got no beef Rap rhymes over beats for dufflebags of cheese You get a sexual release sniffin yer grandma's queefs I get more mother daughter action than Romeo & Master P Got these bitches suckin like they vacuuming for company My name is MC and that's the way it's gonna have to be Ny tractor beam is the fact that we're actually the act the beat I don't freestyle and I wear clothes that fit Don't flip burgers I'm a college graduate You can hardly handle it so go ask your analyst I'm the catalyst that moistens the panties of management