Artist: mc chris Album: Apple Tummy Song: Peer Gynt Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash Hello my name's mc chris, I am white, and I rap I know that you think my voice is kinda annoying But when it is on a mic, it is nice, kinda like The wind through windchimes at night now knight me The Boy King I'll require a throne and hoes, don't forget, lots of 'dro Wasn't long ago I lived on milk and kidney beans But now I've been vilified, thanks to these mic skills of mine Nerds they all get in a line with things to sign, mc Groupies throw their thongs and bras, midget girls, Amazons Take 'em home pajamas on let's play some hide-and-seek But don't worry dad and mom, always have a condom on I got better sense than that don't wanna catch VD Did I discuss my dividends? That depends, are we friends? If we are then I can say I'm slingin wicked bling Enough that I can loan you some, what'cha want, 100 bucks? Pay your rent buy you a tux to me it's not a thing In the end it's just revenge, honor that's my last defense They should not have been so cruel so callous in their ways They were jealous of my depth, they would not give it a rest Hope my story's end sends them to an early grave Everything's just as I planned, I'm the bomb, I'm the man Sold out shows, New York, Japan I fill the stands with teens Hope they don't mind a melted face, the smell of toast, metallic taste That's the smell of burnin brains, you can blame mc Fire and brimstone, wrath of Hell, take the cards you've been dealt Take your wife to the hotel and F her in the tub Key your car and steal your mail - think I won't? I will prevail My jams will be anthems causing tantrums in the clubs Riot gear and dissidence, a loss of life and innocence Parachute apocalypse, it's like it's World War III Cause I failed a fitness test, doesn't mean you have to jest Maybe I should fill your chest, with some gasoline You might want to look away while the flames eat your face You'll be nothing but a bunch of bones perhaps some teeth Hope you learned your lesson dude a little less ineptitude Please be kind to others you'll be smothered in your sleep Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc You hear that bitches?