Artist: Lordz of Brooklyn f/ Everlast, Stoned Soul Album: Take a Bite Outta Rhyme: A Rock Tribute to Rap (Compilation) Song: Sucker M.C.'s Typed by: timmy.bogenburt@gmail.com [Stoned Soul] Two years ago, a friend of mine He asked me to say some MC rhymes I said this rhyme I'm about to say The rhyme was def and it went this way I took a test to become a MC Orange Krush became amazed over me Took me inside of his cadillac The chaffeur drove off and we never came back Cut the record down to the bone Now they got me rockin' on the mi-icrophone Takin' autographs, tears and laughs Champagne, caviar and a bubble bath, but see [Stoned Soul] That's the life that I lead Sucker MC's is who I please Take that move back, catch a heart attack But there's nothing in this world that all would ever lack [Everlast] Chillin' at a party, b-boy stance Rockin' on the mic, make the girls wanna dance Fly like a dove, come from up above Rockin' on the mic, you can call me E-Love [Lordz Of Brooklyn] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Yo, we hit you with the one two three, three to two one My name 80-M, you can't make 'em run We do it in the place with the high's and the bass Rockin' to the rhythm, writing graph on the trains Go Uptown and come down to the ground You sucker MC's, boy, you sad face clown You a five dollar boy and I'm a million dollar man You's a sucker MC and you're my fan [Stoned Soul] Got a big long caddy and I lack a Seville And a written on the side is 'dressed to kill' So if you see me cruisin' step aside Ain't enough room for you all in my ride It's first comin', a first serve basis Coolin' out girl, take you to the def places One of a kind, and for delight You sucker MC's, you just ain't right Cause you're bitin' all your life, you're cheatin' on the wife You're walkin' round town like a hoodlum with a knife Hangin' on the ave, chillin' with your crew And everybody know what you've been through [Stoned Soul] That's the life that I lead Sucker MC's is who I please Take that move back, catch a heart attack But there's nothing in this world that all would ever lack [Everlast] I'm dressed to kill, I love the style I'm an MC, you know, who's versatile Got good credit in your regards Got my name, got numbers on my credit cards I got Uptown, I come back home Just me, myself and my microphone Just me, myself and my microphone Me, myself and my microphone [Stoned Soul] That's the life that I lead Sucker MC's is who I please Take that move back, catch a heart attack But there's nothing in this world that all would ever lack