Artist: The Lonely Island Album: Turtleneck & Chain Song: We're Back! Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com [Intro: Jorm] Aiyyo, new Lonely Island! 2011, let's get 'em, Kiv! [Kiv] Aiyyo, my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow My girlie lookin at me like, "You f'real dude?" [Interlude: Jorm] Aiyyo, hold up, hold up! We gotta come harder than that Yo, tell 'em Andy! [Andy] I think there might be somethin wrong with my dick It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't fill a rubber [Interlude: Jorm] Aiyyo, c'mon man! This is Lonely Island! People are countin on us, I gotta run on these motherfuckers myself (WHOO!) [Jorm] Aiyyo, I think I broke my dick in the sink It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin rugby [Interlude: Jorm] Hold up! Hold up! This is serious Kiv, let 'em know! [Kiv] Yo, f'real though, I suffer from stinky dick Everytime I take a piss, it smells just like shit [Interlude: Jorm] Ha ha, yeah~! That's what I'm talkin 'bout Andy, show 'em how it's done! [Andy] My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak Smashed-in like my balls went and stepped on a rake [Interlude: Jorm] Lonely Island! Grammy-nominated! YEAAAAH, hit 'em again! [Kiv] Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp I was a 8-year old girl before the doctor found my dick [Interlude: Jorm] We make too much money for this shit! Murder music! [Andy] I shit the bed, 'cause my dick played a prank on my butt Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up [Interlude: Jorm] Suppository music! Whatchy'all know about incontinence? [Kiv] I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion It wasn't from the sex, it was a blood transfusion [Interlude: Jorm] WHAT?! Motherfucker got HORSE blood! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?!! [Andy] I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck Got CGI Garfield lickin Marmaduke's nuts [Interlude: Jorm] WHOO!! I would like to see that!! This that Garfield sex music! Now y'all just showin off! Preach! [Kiv] I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump Every other week, I swing by and bring him some lunch [Outro: Jorm] OHHHH~! Now that just sounds nice! I'ma call it right there! Game OVER, motherfuckers! Lonely Island! We started this fake rap shit!! THE WORLD NEEDS US!!!