Artist: The Lonely Island f/ Adam Levine, Kendrick Lamar Album: YOLO (S) Song: YOLO Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Adam Levine] YOLO [Andy Samberg] YOLO, you only live once The battle cry of a generation This life is a precious gift So don't get too crazy - it's not worth the risk [Chorus: Adam Levine] You know that we are still young So don't be dumb Don't trust anyone Cause you only live once [Akiva Schaffer] Ughh~! You only live once, that's the motto So take a chill pill ease off the throttle [Jorma Taccone] Never go to loud clubs cause it's bad for your ears Your friends'll all be sorry when they can't hear [Andy Samberg] And stay the hell away from drugs cause they not legal Then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle [Akiva Schaffer] Cause you should never trust a bank, they've been known to fail And never travel by car, a bus, boat or by rail [Jorma Taccone] And don't travel by plane, and don't travel at all Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls [Andy Samberg] And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya And never go in saunas cause they're crawlin with piranhas [Akiva Schaffer] And never take the stairs cause they're often unsafe You only live once, don't let it go to waste [Chorus: Adam Levine] You know that we are still young So hold off on the fun Cook your meat 'til it's done Cause you only live once [Jorma Taccone] Yeah~! And here's another piece of ad-vice Stay away from kids, cause their hair is filled with mad lice [Andy Samberg] There's no such thing as too much Purell This a cautionary tale word to George Orwell [Akiva Schaffer] So don't 198-4orce any plugs into sockets Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it [Jorma Taccone] Then hire a taster; make him check your food for poison And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him [Andy Samberg] No blankets or pajamas, they can choke you in your sleep Two words about furniture - killing machines! [Akiva Schaffer] Board your windows up; the sun is bad for your health And always wear a straightjacket so you're safe from yourself [Kendrick Lamar] Mhmmm; take no chances (no chances) stop freelancin (right now) Invest in your future don't dilute your finances (uh-huh) 401K, make sure it's low risk Then get some real estate (how much?) Four point two percent Thirty year mortgage, that's important, that's a great deal And if you can't afford it don't forge it on your last bill Rentint is for suckers right now A dependable savings and you'll retire with money in your account Beast!! [All] YOLO, say no no Isolate yourself and just roll solo Be care-folo You oughta look out also stands for YOLO [Adam Levine] You know that we are still young Burn the prints off your thumbs Then pull out all your teeth So you can't bite your tongue Only on this earth for a short time, time So don't go outside cause you don't want to die, die Just take our advice and hide And scream YOLO to the sky [Andy Samberg] You oughta look out!