Artist: Jay-Z f/ Beyoncé Album: The Blueprint 3 Song: Venus vs. Mars Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com [Jay-Z] If Hov's a Blackberry Bold, then shorty is a Sidekick She used to have a man, I used to have a side chick Shorty got wind, I had to blow the chick off We got rid of him, they both took the shit hard Shorty played the piano, me I play with white keys Shorty from the South – oh, I think she like me Shorty like 'Pac; me? Big Poppa She screamin "Hit 'Em Up", I'm screamin "Who Shot Ya?" I'm on that red wine, shorty like white Same shit different toilet, we both gettin nice Me I'm from the Apple which means I'm a Mac She's a PC, she lives in my lap [Chorus: Jay-Z] + (Beyoncé) Shorty get it in (but daddy go hard) Shorty get it in (da-d-daddy go hard) Shorty get it in (but daddy go hard) Shorty get it in (da-d-daddy go hard) Shorty get it in (but daddy go hard) Shorty get it in (da-d-daddy go hard) Shorty get it in (but daddy go hard) Shorty get it in, Venus vs. Mars [Jay-Z] Whether black or white, we both like Mike We both like Jordans, we both feels Nikes I finish my breakfast, shorty's out to lunch Yeah we both eatin, it's better than brunch Shorty like Pepsi, me I'm the Coke man Body like a Coke bottle, I crush it like a Coke can Started at the +window+, end up at the +wall+ The Ying to my Yang, I +skeet skeet+ off Then it's salt-n-pepper back, shorty like the front The Bonnie to my Clyde, both ridin shotgun Both covered in gold, like C-3PO James and Florida Evans – let the +Good Times+ roll (yeah) [Chorus] [Jay-Z] Thought shorty was the truth – found out she was a cheater We were supposed to "Takeover" – I caught her bumpin "Ether" I thought shorty like Mike, found out she like Prince Thought she was Adrian, it's been +Rocky+ ever since My dollars was down, she left me for some euros Took my whole flavor, I call her Coke Zero We were co-MVP's, like Kobe and Shaq Left me for the +Heat+, we were winnin back-to-back Said I party too much, shorty got fed up Shorty got Britney, shaved her whole head up We used to make out, kissin each other's face off Went for the Ponzi scheme - damn shorty just made off [Chorus]