Artist: Jake Miller Album: Social Media (S) Song: Social Media Typed by: AZ Lyrics One like after another I'm racking them up Get at least a hundred if I say that I shot a book Make a status update and hope I get a thousand likes Imma take the perfect selfie if it takes all damn night When the number of followers and number of likes Equals how much glory you get in life You do anything you can to make yourself look good You're a bound searching sensual common kind But your updates say that you're outta your mind We got men being boys, girls pretending that they're ladies Social media drives me crazy Pics of every girl around but not a single face Checking in to everywhere I go, every freaking place And the guys must be transformers cause they're profile pic is a truck Almost always with them oversized tires and all jacked up When your number of followers and number of likes Equals how much glory you get in life You do anything you can to make yourself look good You're a bound searching, sensual common kind But your updates say that you're outta your mind We got men being boys, girls pretending that they're ladies Social media drives me crazy Make a fake profile to try to break somebody's heart The passive aggressive acts will only get you so far Yeah when we log in we all seem to act fourteen Especially the jerks and the common thread who think they have a PhD Saw a video of some guy telling the law how he's free Now I can just quote him and think I have a law degree You got the status warriors who claim to be all about god But I saw you last night getting in a drunk fight while I was playing music at the bar When your number of followers and number of likes Equals how much glory you get in life You do anything you can to make yourself look good You're a bound searching sensual common kind But your updates say that you're outta your mind We got men being boys, girls pretending that they're ladies Men being boys, girls pretending that they're ladies We got men being boys, girls pretending that they're ladies Social media drives me crazy