Artist: Eminem Album: The Eminem Show Song: The Kiss (Skit) Typed by: ÇexyÇy {*some lines between characters merge into each other*} {Hip hop tune plays on car radio} [Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch I'm gonna kill her I'm going to fuckin' jail 'Cause I'm gonna kill, this bitch [Gary] Yo' man, I don't know [Eminem] What? [Gary] I got a real, really bad feelin' about this [Eminem] Man, would you shut the fuck up Gary? You've always got a bad feeling man That's her car right there. Just park [Gary] Alright, just let me park. I'm parking! [Eminem] Fuckin', turn the car off dog {Car stops, Hip hop tune stops, handbrake is applied} [Gary] Alright [Eminem] Alright, we wait [Gary] We wait for what? [Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Then I'm gonna fuckin' kill her [Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody [Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog [Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for? [Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty [Gary] Man, don't point that shit at me! [Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look! [Gary] Dude! [Eminem] [laughs] [Gary] God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit [Eminem] Yeah but it's funny as fuck [Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear [Eminem] It get's you every time {Pause, then dramatic music kicks in} [Eminem] Is that her? [Gary] Where? [Eminem] Right there motherfucker [Gary] [sighs] Yeah, fuck [Eminem] Alright, get up, get up [Gary] Here we go again [Eminem] Get down! [Gary] What the fuck? Do you want me to do get under the car? [Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with? [Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down [Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer Did she just kiss him? [Gary] I don't think so. [Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him [Gary] No, she didn't! [Eminem] She's kissing him dog! [Gary] No she's not...oh shit [Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker! [Gary] MAARRSSHH!!! {Running footsteps}