Artist: Eminem Album: The Slim Shady LP Song: Ken Kaniff Typed by: ÇexyÇy [Ken Kaniff] Call this motherfucker (*dial tone*) Ohh fuck yeah Give 'im a piece of my mind.... A piece of my ass [Operator] Thanks for waiting This is (*sound dipped*) May I help you? [Ken Kaniff] Oh thank you I need to make a collect call [Operator] What number? [Ken Kaniff] Ohhh The number's (*sound dipped*) 62 (*sound dipped*) [Automated Operator] At the tone, please say your name (*beep*) [Ken Kaniff] Kennith Kaniff....from Connecticut Automated piece of shit (*phone rings, man answers - presumably supposed to be Eminem*) [Man] Yo [Ken Kaniff] Hey there cockboy [Man] Who's this? [Ken Kaniff] This is Ken Kannif [Man] Who? [Ken Kaniff] Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch [Man] From Connecticut? [Ken Kaniff] Yean you wanna get a... [Man] I don't know nobody in Connecticut [Ken Kaniff] You wanna get a hotel room with me? [Man] A hotel room? [Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM!? [Man] Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage? [Ken Kaniff] Hey, pa ha.. You want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy [Man] He k-k-k-k Yo shut up you little bitch [Ken Kaniff] Oh you think I'm lyin huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha