Artist: Dr. Octagon (Kool Keith)
Album:  Return of Dr. Octagon
Song:   Our Operators Are Masturbating
Typed by: Colin vH

You have reached the Matrix service of
Chemical Bank and Insurance Company Policies

Our oprators are masturbating right now
but your call has been placed in a bucket of stomach fluid
and will be attended by a double-talking robot
approximately seventy thousand years from now.

Please note that your personality may be monitored
to improve our ability to ruin your life

Please vomit in a cup if you do not want this to occur