Artist: Devin the Dude Album: Waitin' to Inhale Song: She Useta Be Typed by: dcs10251980@yahoo.com [Devin the Dude] That's her, man? Naw, that ain't her, man! You bullshittin', man! That ain't her, man! Hell yeah! I remember her, nigga! [Devin the Dude] I was tenth grade sophomore, she was in the twelfth She used to call me childish, 'cause on her booty I felt It was big, it was bouncy It was soft, yet firm That's why I went to school - I wasn't tryin' to learn! I never got my turn She never gave me a chance I used to daydream of takin' off those Chic jean pants At the High School Dance She just let it all hang Bootin' it over, makin' that ass swang The DJ was from New Orleans, the music was hype She got loose all night, I think the juice was spiked! I was high as a kite, I thought the time was right To ask her for a dance - she said, "Naw, that's alright!" I played it off, walked back across the flo' Fuck that, ho! Didn't wanna see her no mo' But, about 150 pounds and 10 years later Seen her at the grocery store, she tryin' to holla' at a player [Devin the Dude] She useta be so fine to me Now she'...fatter than a motherfucker! That ho is huge! That's a big ole bee-itch! She useta be so fine to me [Devin the Dude] I tried to run, I tried to duck But I couldn't get away, she was wide as fuck! She ask me for a hug, I buried my face 'tween in her titties But all I could think about was how she used to bullshit me! Back in the day, when she was cheerleadin' They was fine with all this screamin', had my eyes was bleedin' I was concentratin' on her, though Them pretty eyes That pretty ass, them pretty titties, and them pretty thighs But now, she's a hefty heffer Seems like everything on her body just melted together But it wasn't no thang, gave her my number and all And then I stepped, she said.. [Girl] You better call me, nigga [Devin] I'mma call you, girl [Devin] Y'know I'mma call you [Devin] So - uhhh - is that the 713 or the 832? [Girl] Chirp me! [Devin] Okay, okay - that'll work, that'll work [Devin the Dude] She useta be so fine to me Now she's...fatter than a motherfucker! That ho is huge! From elegant to elephant She useta be so fine to me [Devin the Dude] I couldn't wait to go and tell all the niggas I went to school with How she used to be look like "Ohhhh, damn!" Now she looks like, "Oooh, shit!" But before I picked up the phone, I sat back and thought Maybe she got a problem and it wasn't her fault So, I grabbed the number she gave me and used it Wasn't no hard feelings, had to call her to prove it "Whasssup? This D? Whatcha doin'?" She said, "I'm in the kitchen!" "Fixin' some pork chops and chicken." Stove Top Stuffin', macaroni and ham With some purple whole peas and yams I'm like "Damn!" "How many kids you got?" She said, "None." "Where you live girl? Shit! Here I come!" [Girl] Come on in, nigga [Girl] I'll fix you a plate and everythang [Girl] Whassup? [Devin] Oooooooh! [Devin] Did these purple whole peas yourself, girl? [Girl] Sho' did [Devin] Ooooooh! [Devin the Dude] She useta be so fine to me (I like that pork chop) Fatter than a motherfucker! [Girl] And that chicken [Devin the Dude] Yeah, I like the breasts, too Oooh! Speaking of breasts, what cha got there? [Devin] She useta be so fine to me (Grab that one, nibble on that one) Fatter than a motherfucker! [Guy 1] You went over and did it, huh? [Devin] Awww yeah, man [Devin] Had to go over and had to hit it and split it man [Devin] Had to get wit' it, man -- the way she did it [Devin and the guys] Hahahahaaha! [Devin] Yeah, man, but I had an old school picture man [Devin] I had it in my wallet, man, for so long [Devin] So as I was jukin' that head, I was lookin' at that picture, man [Devin] At the same time, tryin' to remember [Guy 1] Picturin' how she useta look [Guy 1] Had to hit it because she used to look good [Guy 2]'Cause she used to be fine [Guy 1] She useta [Devin] I hit it, too, man [Devin] I was about to go home, laid on one titty and grabbed the other [Devin] And it was over with [Devin and the guys] Hahahahaha! [Devin the Dude (Guy)] She useta be so fine to me Now she's...fatter than a motherfucker! She's livin' large (She used to be so fine, too!) From elegant to elephant [Guy] Still cute, she still got the same face She still cute She just got big ankles Ankles wide