Artist: Deltron 3030 f/ David Cross, Amber Tamblyn
Album:  Event 2
Song:   Lawnchair Quarterback Part One
Typed by: @OHHLAdotcom

[David Cross]
You gonna, finish that hover sandwich?

[Amber Tamblyn]
Well I gotta wait 'til it hits the floor first

[David Cross]
Alright {*sighs*}
Oh look at this guy
Look at this guy over here (oh Jesus)
Look at him, with his pants up around his ears

[Amber Tamblyn]
I know! I know

[David Cross]
Ridiculous; kids these days (I know)
You know in - back in my day, uhh
You'd wear your pants over your ears
You know? You'd bring 'em right up to your ears
It's ridiculous (I know)
What kind of crazy fashion statement is that?

[Amber Tamblyn]
It's probably his mother
It's his mother's fault
Look at him!

[David Cross]
Look at - look at this guy on his thought bike
You know? I mean, no appreciation
I used to have to get the Segue
Take the Segue ten kilometers (yeah, I know)
to the hover bus - okay?
And then take the hover bus, alright
up to the Tesla coil, station
And then I'd go to work
And these guys, these kids, they don't... yeah