Artist: Danny! Album: F.O.O.D. Song: V.I.P. Typed by: bcampb20@student.scad.edu Yeah Here's another one Hey yo right now what I want everybody to do is Put their drinks down and report to the dance floor Not you, Star Jones [Chorus] "Whoever wanna see ID Get popped up in their E-Y-E I'm just trying to have a little fun up in the V.I.P." - Danny We havin' fun like we don't care Party people, throw your motherfuckin' hands in the air, yeah "Whoever wanna see ID Get popped up in their E-Y-E I'm just trying to have a little fun up in the V.I.P." - Danny "Skip all that singin', let's get right tonight mami" - Jay-Z "You now...now...rockin' with a pro" - 50 Cent "C'mon!" - Jay-Z [Verse 1] I'm just trying to have a little fun up in the V.I.P. Funny, everyone is being nice to me I stepped fresh off the "E" Train, D. Swain Rapper for real, and on the beats I drop heat mayne So I guess that explains a lot We in the V.I.P. spot and we came to rock Came to plot on somebody else's girl D. Swain is not just another selfish squirrel That's out to get a nut, we 'bout to hit it up The B-A-R, I keep my radar on all night Short hoes, tall dykes Your clothes, fall might Door closed, y'all wanna fight? I'm trying to get some alcohol in my system Wakin' up tomorrow with a Barbie doll and a Mr. Ed Poster, c'mon ma, get a little closer You gon' do a dance or get my hopes up? Let's go [Chorus] [Verse 2] Pop Cris' The ladies in the V.I.P. are topless You need a club banger, nigga cop this I'm locally known I just met a lil' hoochie and I hope we can bone I respect you lil' cutie, I'm supposed to be grown But I get real giddy when I see your titties If I whisper in your ear, shawty please don't hit me But the Hennessey kinda put the evil in me Whoa! You now, now rockin' with a pro Tell Mo to stop, stop talkin' to the hoes We havin' fun ma, why stop? I've got A couple of bucks, so after this we hittin' IHOP Free drinks, and the shorties with ass And every fight scene in this bitch is choreographed And in the morning we'll crash, at the Hilton Or into the side of a building, whichever comes first [Chorus] [Verse 3: rapped like third verse on Eminem's "Cum On Everybody"] Got bitches on my jock out in Lexington 'Cause they think I date a motherfuckin' lesbian So I told 'em it was k.d. lang They was like, "Dang, way to go Danny Swain!" I told 'em, "Meet me at the club scene, Night Pearl I'll be chillin' with the preteen white girl" Breezed by, then I headed to the V.I.- P., why do all these ladies wanna be my sweetie pie When I hop up out of the truck like I don't give a fuck Two swigs of Armadale'll mess my dinner up Made a fake phone call to impress my crew "Yo Meagan Good, what up...it's Danny, can I come through?" We at the Platinum Plus, drinkin' Bacardi Tryin' to mack a shawty at the bar we meetin' at the afterparty So just remember when I piss on your mom -- Yo, I only said it just to finish the song Lighten up niggas [Chorus] - 2X That's right Yo D. Swain man, where the hoes at? (shit, you got 'em all) You got that right 2005, D. Swain in the club like what I think we got a new party anthem right here mayne Shit, no doubt You know where to find me at Man, I'll be at the bar drinkin' Grey Goose 'til I puke Then I'm headed back to the V.I.P. man, off top Uh, and you don't stop D. Swain, and you don't stop Flipside, and you don't stop Free drinks, and you don't stop