Artist: Colt Ford Album: Ride Through the Country Song: Waffle House Typed by: AZ Lyrics See me and my ole lady we been fightin a bunch And I aint quite sure but I got me a hunch Now I know I been drinkin but im thinkin kinda clear This is the truth and I aint leavin this booth Until I tell everybody exactly what she done I done called my boy's son and told him bring my gun I'm tryin to figure out exactly what went wrong My workin day like the dark to give her a nice home I aint never been the type to ask for to much Just a meal now and then and sometimes a slow touch Tell me what to do man whata ya think I know the waitress and the cook and they dont care if we drink I'm just tryin to make sence outta all this shit Lord I'm not a violent man but the guns in my hnad Should I stay or should I go or just let it be Lord the cheatin woman will be the death of me Meet me at the Waffle House It's goin down Just found out my ole ladys been messin around Met me at the Waffle House Bring me my gun Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone. Man my whole world is upside down I guess I'm about to be the laughing stock of the town I heard form my cousin its a dozen or more And I found the Sheriffs badge on the bedroom floor And ole boy from church said he saw her with the preacher 40 miles from here in a bar drinkin beer She told me she was havin lunch with her sister I was home cleanin up wishin I didnt miss her See love will bring you home but lies brought me here Heard her and the town Judge been at it for a year I rekon you cant make a whore a house wife But I dam sure tried even when she lied Now I'm sittin here starin at this plate of grits Thinkin about goin put a bullet in that bitch Maybe I should shoot everyone of them fellas But come to think of it son I really aint jealous Matterfact let me thank yall for makin it clear Hell fix me a patty melt son pour me a beer Now I'm scattered, smothered, and and happy to be free To hell with cheap women yall heard it from me Meet me at the Waffle House It's goin down Just found out my ole ladys been messin around Met me at the Waffle House Bring me my gun Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone Meet me at the one off 28 My guns in the closet Under my bad company tapes And grab that moonshine sittin on the freezer Its gona easy the pain The next time I see her. Meet me at the Waffle House It's goin down Just found out my ole ladys been messin around Met me at the Waffle House Bring me my gun Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone