Artist: Chris Webby Album: Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper Song: Mad Bars Typed by: AZ Lyrics Yeah. This shit right here is for all the haters (haters). Alright? Everybody sayin', "Yo dude, you can't spit." And I'm like, I'm like, "Yo fuck that I can spit!" Ha. So uh, let me just lay down mad bars (Mad bars) Yeah I'll spit a whole bunch of bars Re-roll up cigars I am greater than the rest Super nova, the stars You're just the common cold I am sors I do not spar Every single blow will hit hard And I know what you are And hm, you're not me Outdo you in anything Bitch just watch me I drop shit on any topic Hotness Then swap spit with hot chicks And get my cock licked I'm a rot pit Mixed with a little bijon Hugh Heff in a flesh Stay rollin' with three blondes So don't hate this I can't help that I'm great bitch I spit a rhyme and I'm oudie (Audi) Like an A6 I make hits And I hit the marijuana Then beat the shit out of Rihanna Just because I wanna Haha. Nah, I ain't Chris Brown I am Chris Web CT is listenin' to everything this kid says The only time I get bread's At a meal Before my main course God damn I need a deal I'm broke out on bail And I'm livin' with my parents But I spit And got these high school girls starin' Darin' to be different Apparently it's rhythm That's keeping me goin' Every moment That Webby be spittin' Spittin' like I got a loogie Stuck in my throat But fuck it I'm dope The ring leader's runnin' the show So ring around the rosie With a pocket full of OC's Pop 'em all at once And OD Oh me! Oh my! So high! I don't even want to land Contraband in my waistband Rip it 'cause I can Half man Half ninja turtle Half a fuckin' head case If I don't make it on the mic I'll make a sex tape Me, Kim Kardashian, and Paris In a three way Earn a right to disk And make a million off of ebay I got true blood Runnin' in my veins Sharper than a vampire's fangs Bang! Sneeze a lightning bolt 'Cause I'm always spitting thunder Runnin' shit like Ari Cause drama like Vince's brother Smoother than butter With a pocket full of rubbers And skills that'll make your girl S-s-s-s-stutter Back up in this mother fucker With avengence Make 'em pause Like they got a comma in their sentence You can tell them this shit As soon as I hit the entrance Fuck the shampoo We rollin' that Herbal Essense 'Cause I'm great like Alexander Two pokie balls Hanging Spit flames like charmander And I got your chick Wetter than a blastoise She said I'm sexy And she love my raspy ass voice I'll turn the stage into a slaughter house Ask Roise Fucking with Webby is just a bad choice! I'm a mother fucking goblin man Get the Cablevision Rhythm, rippin' on demand You can see me with the mic on my sonogram And the doc was like "Hm, I think we've got a problem ma'am" Had a rattle in my right hand Dutchie in the other, kid Diaper on my ass Thirty rac up in the fucking crib Had 'em sayin "What the fuck is up? " 'Cause all I do is fill up cups And puff a dutch Rollin' with a crew of giants Like Justin Tucks So if you really wanna step Better muscle up 'Cause I really got to show 'em When enough's enough 'Cause now these rappers trying to bite me Like scruff mcgruff Gotta get these damn dogs youthinized I am back I'll as can be And super-sized Like Star Fox I am truly fly Can't do what I do Excuse you.. I be runnin' shit with my manager Younger than me When I'm young as fuck And still nobody fucking with me I am in A&R's wet dream Ready for the shit 'Cause the games a fucking rap When they let Webby in this bitch Because the game's a fucking rap When they let Webby in this bitch. [x2] Yeah, you know Mad bars Maaaad bars Spit straight on any mixtape I'm I'll Yeah, what