Artist: Chamillionaire Album: Major Pain 1.5 Song: Gotta Be the Baddest Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro: Chamillionaire] Ohhh~! Whoa - she's, so beautiful (isn't she?) Nah, I'm not talkin 'bout you move to the left baby I'm, I'm talkin about the car Ha ha ha! I'm just playin baby Now all my players in the house All my players in the house tonight - c'mon Now all my ladies in the house I can make you feel incredibly right - uhh [Chamillionaire] Now this for all the guys who trickin on all the women that I know Writin love notes like I paid the note on your Tahoe Purchasin more than nachos, chocolates and Moscatos Say she your darlin and you ballin like Chicago You givin her D. Rose, you tryin to be MVP man Most valuable player, you should throw your defeat in Love her and never cheatin, you eatin and never skeetin Lean in the car and kiss me before she can get her feet in Ha ha, ayy~! That just mean that she couldn't wait She tell me I smell good, I tell her she lookin great She say that she love the car, to get it what did it take I say this isn't a rental it didn't come with a rate, we late Let off the brakes and then we proceed to coast I tell her that if she wants she can get as high as the slopes She say that she doesn't smoke, do you? I tell her "Nope!" And that one word got her wet as a bar of soap Let's open an envelope (why?) we gotta give an award To someone who could pull them by never sayin a word Before ever leavin the curb Without openin liquor and never breakin a herb I know this don't sound possible to some of you lames Bout to strain your whole brain tryna get her to change You got to name drop names of every person you came in contact with in yo' life, that's just terrible game Ain't gotta spend a milli on her and be livin the lie Just be player you should give it a try And if you know your never ever trickin on no woman like I Then all my players put yo' hands in the sky, one more time [Chorus: Chamillionaire] Ain't gotta spend a milli on her and be livin a lie Just be a player you should give it a try And if you know your never ever trickin on no woman like I Then all my players put yo' hands in the sky You gots ta be the baddest (you gots ta be the baddest) You gots ta be the baddest, girl You gots ta be the baddest (you know you gots ta be the baddest) You gots ta be the baddest, girl [Chamillionaire] You know you gots ta be the baddest If you really gon' make me add this 6 dollars and 55 cents to my tab miss Wait a second, just do the math if this equals a drink then it also equals your address Ha ha~! I'm just playin nah I'm just serious Object in the mirror is clearer than it appear it is Every girl that's hearin this wanna ride a luxurious Mercedes for ladies with the upgraded interiors Yeah, roam with a player that got experience at stuntin and feelin on all of your different areas Playin spin the bottle until we both get delirious If curosity killed the cat, just call me Curious Because you know I'm 'bout to kill it tonight All my players put your hands in the sky And ladies you say you partyin with us and say you bringin a friend that's as fine as you it better not be a tie Cause you gots ta be the baddest; really your friend is average You dope and yo' friend Shady it's like I'm Ca$his Really she should relax if I'm talkin to you then why is she sayin your ad libs (you bad miss) Nah I don't trust her she got a fast lip If her mouth could run I know hers would run a lap quick Fast chick if she ain't a snake, then she an actress Leave her alone with me well see how cut that the grass is [Chorus] [Chamillionaire] You know I lost a little "Venom" the lyrics are still as toxic Lookin at my watch she notice it ain't a clock tick None of 'em successful whenever they try to lock chicks Cause in another life I probably coulda been a locksmith Hear boys sayin "Nah he ain't messin with my chick" Now she shotgun and that's why they call it the cockpit Then I see you in your lil' designer outfit And look at you "What is that velvet?" Nah just ostrich You fly, you even bought you a tie I walked right past her and didn't even say hi She turned and watched me walk past and yelled bye I'm wonderin what I said to even make her reply I guess that's how it goes, when your dealin with pros I'm really sayin nothin she know to remove her clothes Ain't takin none of these hoes you know to Pappadeuxs I'm pullin up to the curb and then I'm just poppin do's Get out {*door slams*}