Artist: Chaz Kangas Album: YouTube Exclusive Song: Look at Me Now (Christmas Freestyle) Typed by: Chaz Kangas Tis the season for certain types of inner-city dwellers and suburbanites to observe the nights of the birth of Christ work the lights and buy merchandise and when the Bourbon strikes and the fire is blazin' those of us of the Christmas persuasion eat gingerbread like Hansel and Gretel and settle as we revel in some Christmas specials Ladies tolerate me - I'm wearing O'Shea I'm looking taller lately, I'm Keyser Söze Christmas is the time of year that we watch Christmas shows so as soon as your family leaves take off your Christmas clothes and Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now I'm watchin' TV Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now cool as a stocking stuffer Pee-Wee's having a party at the Playhouse but what will Topanga lay out? Hit the dog track, bet on Santa's Little Helper "Ebenezer Screw" - Beavis working at the shelter Uncle Jesse locked in the toy store attic Sing-a-long Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics Bing Crosby and David Bowie Holy Holy, act like you now Commercial break Santa's life I'm livin' it show me a tree I'm trimmin' bought a gift and I'm givin' it but first I gotta ribbon it paper I gotta glitter it little more than a little bit pretty so when they rippin' it they most likel won't litter it tag who will deliver it To/From in a limerick quick so when I'm spittin' it little kids are illiterate cold, so when I'm still in it they M&M and Skittles quivering just a little bit like "Damn, Chaz, you killin' it" I'm drillin' in a Christmas special, yall could never hate it Stop-motion animation, Gonzo narrate it putting up a tree, now we gotta decorate it this song is an ornament, you can commemorate it I'm Mr. Chaz Kangas, I'm Mr. Rap get a get-right pass at midnight mass so that holly-jolly ass gets tapped and... Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now I'm watchin' TV Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now Have Christmas with me now cool as a stocking stuffer We're. Here. To Bring the people all the music and deliver all the presents now They. See. Through Repetitive etiquette when it isn't holly-jolly now This. Is a necessary change, from the old simple and plain here to exercise that brain and break the chain and break your candy canes