Artist: Young Buck Album: Chronic 2006 Mixtape Song: Vibe Awards Skit Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash Ha ha! Welcome back to the annual Vibe Awards I'm your host "Phillip Ondeez" And I'm your co-host "Jack Offden" And it's a beautiful day here in L.A. where we're enjoying the annual Vibe Awards! And I must say hey there's some bad bitches in here Wouldn't you say Jack? A whole lot of hoochie fritas I'm saying Couple of Crips, got a couple of Bloods in the building Piru yay yay he... Hey I think we've spotted a few stars here No doubt about it Jack There's Vivica Fox, hanging out with yet ANOTHER rapper There's R. Kelly with his daughter! I don't think that's his daughter That's mah... my fuckin heat... Hold that thought Jack! It seems that they're about to hand out their next award Let's go to the stage where we'll find Whoo Kid's best friend Michael Jackson about to hand out the next award [Michael Jackson impression] Heyyy! Shout out to Whoo Kid Soda-pump, soda-pizzle, soda-pizzle 'til you get a pop Don't stop 'til your soda pop! Sodaaaaaaaaaaaaa, soda-pizzle now I love you too little boy {*explosion*}