Artist: Watsky
Album:  Cardboard Castles
Song:   Skit #1
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

There's like only one bully in my class
He just thinks he's all cool, he thinks he's smarter than me
He thinks a lot of things!
You know, you know Brazilian ju jitsu right?
A self defense class?
Hey talk quiet though so they don't hear us
You know Brazilian ju jitsu class right? Self defense
Yeah
Well guess what, I'm taking them and
And after a while, he's gonna get his surprise attack
He's really gonna get it
Oh I'll tell you he's really gonna get a surprise attack
He won't even expect it!