Artist: Tech N9ne
Album:  The Storm
Song:   Wifi (WeeFee)
Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com 

[Intro]
Yeah... {*laughs*}
Goin up...

[Tech N9ne]
Connect, ain't nobody but Tech
I been dope since I put raps on BASF cassette
Since then my pen been at war like Montagues and Capulets
A menacing strap you get, been winning in rap, who's next
to get permanent power polluted, paper protruded
Punani praise on its pubics and they're prepared to pursue it
Get us then we drills 'em, havin plenty thrills um
Wellington, New Zealand, bangin her with a chest like Wendy Williams
Everybody know with the kinda money I bring to the table I can put 'em on
Take 'em all around the world
get the dough and get the girl touchin other people and I brought the hood along
Teams where I wings fly, things die, but the king's eye people never seen cry
If you wanna see the mean side just go stream what I seen on steam
put your hand on my bean pie
{?}Salambasim-a kamanqir rammein{?}
I'm somethin fierce, I bring player haters to tears with my schemes
Come reach me, I got the species locked and no one can beat me
The feces, what I released on this beat, he's gonna wanna seek me
Cause I'm the WeeFee

[Chorus]
(WeeFee, WeeFee, WeeFee)
I can put you on
(WeeFee, WeeFee, WeeFee)
With my push alone
(WeeFee, WeeFee, WeeFee)
Now you're set in stone
I'm the (WeeFee)

[Tech N9ne]
Yeah; people need me, I'm the WeeFee, I get 'em on movies and TV
Connectin Scooby and Stevie straight from Missouri to Fiji
Tryna intrigue me ain't easy unless you bringin them bad beezies in three-bies
We be havin them louder than 194 dB
Organ, grindin so they pour us in they mouth, and they love it like Thorazine
When they freakin out I'm Jim Morrison, but I go without hair Billy Corgan
Releasin a lot more of them endorphins
WeeFee wins the war again, the gore has been like a horror film
Cause we kill, everything so be still
When we move in, not a cheap thrill when the beat feels like E pills
Steadily reppin B 'til my B-L-double O-D spills
Then again Tech Nina keep mil's so I know I'ma get me a refill
Tech is highly respected, been with a few major labels and left it
I rated my records intrepid, since they didn't rep it then F it
Now I'm elected to get the check and invest it
I'm such a vet you can bet that I can get you connected
Cause I'm the WeeFee

[Chorus]

[Tech N9ne]
Uhh, if you with me but hatin me disconnect from me, get away from me
Get a bit of fame thinkin they big as your paper be
When they try to shake a G they normally have to take a fee
that's lower than what they pay for he that works at Entenmann's Bakery
You doubt a N9ne, you out of sight, you out of mind
Nigga shout a crime from me, they sniffin them powder lines
I'm the righteous, but I +Kill a Man+ like I'm Cypress
Play me like I'm not the nicest, no WeeFee leave you lifeless
Takin a knife to fight with ISIS I like it, when they spite they get vices
When they hit that pipe think they psychic, wanna figure my mic and try to slice it
But they do fizzle when they hear Su-Wu whistles
Disrespect me true this'll happen and they lose signal
This was long awaited, Strange is how all the fakes were created
They think they made it, forgot about me and skated
They music everybody played it cause I was right there to save it
They downgraded, they hate it cause they signal is faded
Cause I'm the WeeFee nigga

[Chorus]