Artist: Tech N9ne
Album:  The Gates Mixed Plate
Song:   KC Tea
Typed by: mrmist@msn.com 
 
(Intro: Little Kid)
What y'all drankin' on?
 
(Bridge: Tech N9ne)
What you want
What you need
What you havin'
What will it be
All we need is Hennesey
Then a Sprite
Sqweeze a twist of lemon
This one is the buisineisum
 
(Verse: 1 Tech N9ne)
I don't make this drink by the gallon
I make it by the cup, then I'm stylin'
Got KFK, Slaughter House and Brother Allen
On KC Teas we all over the world wild'n
 
(Hook: Krizz Kalico)
Hennesey, twist of the lemon with the
Hennesey, Sprite go right with the
Hennesey, make your night go right with the
KC Tea (KC Tea)
 
(Verse 2: Tech N9ne)
I like to drink it in a real big wine glass 
At my place with full of women lettin' time pass
With Hennesey, Sripte and lemon baby I mash
Drunk as a skunk but the second one im on your fine ass
The first variation from the homie Vito
We grink the Hennesey and lemon where ever we go
Then add the Sprite from seven was me yo
Then me a Kalli named it in a Las Vegas casino
Lemon or lime it don't matter if you slum (man that sound real good)
Taste good too punk
A double shot into your cup will get you crunk
Too much more and when you wake up and you thump like
Bam bam aww dwamn
This is how you feel the next day because you slamed the KC Tea 
Gotta take easy like E
This is Tecca Nina's Kansas City spiked tea
 
(Bridge)
(Hook)
 
(Verse 3: Tech N9ne)
Fill the cup full of ice first
Cause the Hennesey will melt a little ice and it might urk
Me when I'm all up on a little tight skirt
I need a fully loaded Kansas City tea to quenchin my thirst
If you ain't got no real lemon
Just let a little lemon or lime juice spill in 'um
I know alot of caucasian people don't really do the Hennesey
but the way I make it I will in 'um
Covert alot of people every year and
On Saint Patties Day I shared it with really weird fans
They started fightin' and my leg was near 'em
I told them take it easy theres a beverage here man
Kc Tea is 100 mane
Check it if it's flat Sprite then I don't want it mane
My money mane is on Hennesey in the image on cream corn
I'm runnin' thangs (I'm runnin' thangs)
 
(Bridge)
(Hook)
 
(Verse 4: Tech N9ne)
A lot a men never sinned on the Hen 
Where ya been boy boy where ya been? 
It'll have ya wit her again and again 
Even strong enough to do her lesbian friend 
If you can't handle her then hand her to me 
Cause im at five of em and I'm bout to hammer the V 
Even got it set up for the camera to see 
I'm wit her but I'm really picturing Angela Ye 
She aint wearin nothing but blonics on her feet 
KC Tea got me really supersonic in the sheets 
Hittin harder than sticky icky chronic on the streets 
So nice to wake up in the bathroom aint no vomit on the seat 
Bartender made it right and I'm sure because it tastes sweet like candy 
Yeah, and Ludacris you can make it with Conjour 
And 40 you can make it with Landy but Authentic is the 
 
(Tech N9ne talking over the hook)
HENNESSEY (It's about 38 a Fifth) 
HENNESSEY (In Canada is like 68) 
HENNESSEY (But Wal-Mart got it for 20 BOY Yeah! let's go!) 
KC TEAA (KC TEA!) 
(Hook)