Artist: Tech N9ne Album: Klusterfuk EP Song: Can't Stand Me Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Tech N9ne] The rapper you gotta have in your chatter You be gatherin data to mom and dad it's a matter Cause they latus fanatical for this bladick that's radical add a skill that brings avid adolescents to drag us Everywhere in they beat spot they be lovin the speech I teach, my beast, I eat, when records released by they favorite artists invaded they hearts The way that it started my latest day to pay it regardless Ever been to a Tech show? (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't) Then why you stoppin and poppin me out the deck for? Hear that I got the best flow (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't) Granny clever trippin with Elly and Jethro for listenin to my music they choose it, they use it as therapy there will be when I do this, they lose it Mom and daddy wanna ban me I'm loud like a wild banshee I'm rowdy and antsy maybe that's why they can't stand me For real~! [Chorus: Tech N9ne] These are people who can't stand me Your mamma, your daddy, your greasy-ass granny Who be callin me uncanny Your mamma, your daddy, your greasy-ass granny They tell ya -- I'm no good for you But you don't listen to me I'm the one you love But you people can't stand me [Tech N9ne] She love this rap kid as a stack getter But dad lit up when he saw that the kid was a black nigga And she's a whack bitch a big fat back with her and her mamma's mad see cause the last dick is from Africa That's why they always act shady, we splat babies right at Bradys That's maybe the worst for a white lady that's racy No longer matchmakey when the blacks attack whack they be watchin +The Mack+ lately Ever been with a black dude? (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't) You're probably thinkin we all weed and tattoos Ever thought white and blacks cool? (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't) That's cause you think your daughter's gettin her back bruised Your moms in your business, she's in your business Can't you see she wants you to keep us niggaz at a distance Separation existing, and here's code The story took place when I was sixteen years old, yo [Chorus] {*singer crooning in Spanish until the end, sounds kinda like Wyclef*}