Artist: T-Pain f/ Raheem DeVaughn, Jay Lyriq, Musiq Soulchild Album: Thr33 Ringz Song: Reality Show Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro: T-Pain] OOOOOH! Heyyyyy! {*skatting*} This is my reality show This what you need, shawty!! Yeah-yeah-yeah... here we go Reality show baby, let's get it [T-Pain] One dude, one lady One sane, one crazy Shit it sound like a show to me (Sound like a show to me) Big house, no babies Big ol' dog, but he lazy Let's take it to BET (That's not Bravo) She will, he won't! She R&B, he funk They pretty similar (They pretty much the same) But still they're different and They will split the rent cause They in love - he's so cling to her He got up and told her [Chorus: T-Pain] Let's make a reality show - shawty! And show 'em how much we in love Let's make a reality show Cause I want the world to know about us Let's make a reality show Baby we ain't got nuttin to lose) Let's make a reality show Trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go Let's make a reality show [Verse Two: Musiq SoulChild] (Hey, listen) You already know what it is when it comes To that soul music I gets it done I'm 'bout it, just like I'm supposed to be (I can do it all night long baby) So don't you go, get it twisted No just listen - ah-ah-oh-oh There's more to music than neo-soul to me (Yay! How 'bout you go) Find some shorties and line 'em up It don't matter what they look like, sign 'em up She could be a five-piece or fine as fuck It don't really matter to me Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk rock girl Fat girl, can't forget the "make her booty clap" girl Senoritas please, white or Japanese And let's see who's goin home with me~! [Chorus: Musiq Soulchild] Let's make a reality show Shawty! What you think about it? Let's make a reality show You know, people gonna talk no doubt Let's make a reality show I can hear 'em now all across the world Let's make a reality show So through trials and tribulations, thick and thin They gon' know that you're my girl [Verse Three: Raheem DeVaughn] There's so many ladies that I can't lose Like her right there in those stilleto shoes And shorty showin off her legs for me (And I feel like) Mr. Baskin Robbins (they all look like) Good as 31 flavors (and I feel like) Oh {shit!} Like Hugh Hefner on TV (Whoa-ohhhhhhh) Now who I'm gon' pick, from all of the above? One's from the church, one loves the club Musiq and Pain, please help me judge Cause I'm 'bout to go out of my mii-ind All of these woman so fii-ine And wish to be, wanna be mii-ine They fightin for the camera tii-ime on the final episode, yeah [Chorus: Raheem DeVaughn] Let's make a reality show To show them, to show how much we love yeah Let's make a reality show Cause I want the world to know about us, yeah Let's make a reality show Baby, we ain't got nuttin to lose Let's make a reality show Trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go Make a reality show [Verse Four: Jay Lyriq] A go getter - that's what they call me Do be mad at him, that's why they call it (hello) They want a little taste of me (That's why they got me goin around) You gotta admit, I ain't slippin (I ain't slippin) Anything you want, stop trippin (stop trippin) Last night was you and me, ohhh So each and every night we gon' switch it up And you ain't gotta worry I'ma wrap it up A man gon' be a man (A man gon' be a man, gon' be a man) But I ain't gon' fall in love with 'em Just have a little fun with them And if I do, then you can chose and that's the one who lose [Chorus: Jay Lyriq] Let's make a reality show Shawty, to keep everybody watchin Let's make a reality show I wanna hear what they say about us Let's make a reality show We know they gon' give a part two Let's make a reality show Cause we ain't scared to do what other people do in the open Make a reality show