Artist: Starbomb
Album:  The Tryforce
Song:   Arin Checks the Mic
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Danny]
Okay
the microphone is all set up
Arin, can you freestyle something off the top of your head
so we can check the levels?

[Arin]
When I'm spending hours pushing keys
my ass needs a cushion, please
I don't wanna stop playin
I'm too busy demon slayin'!
I don't give a fuck cause I'm in my prime
spittin' rhymes
while I climb the leaderboards after bedtime
My eyes are burnin' and I'm shiftin' and turnin'
cause I been sittin' in the same seat for nine hours, XP-earnin'
So don't call me or text me
cause this shit's complex, please
leave the king alone so I can motherfuckin' get these late-game weapons
great fame beckons
when I put up a video beatin' the last boss in 30 seconds
fuck! I'm over here
tryin' but consistently dyin'
days and days burned
my wife and friends are cryin'
haven't seen me in weeks
cause it reeks
showers optional
chair squeaks
underwear's got streaks
 What am I doin'? Missin' the embrace of a human
all it takes is a phone call
and a friendship's bloomin'
I'm shackled by the grind
scientifically formulated to take up the most of my time
16 hours is too short, that's a crime!
But that's the crushin' reality of this fuckin' paradigm
Anyway, I like Mega Man the best out of all the games

[Danny]
Dude, that was awesome
can we use that rap for one of the songs on this album?

[Arin]
NO!