Artist: Starbomb
Album:  Starbomb
Song:   Intro
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Egoraptor]
Hello, everyone!
I... am Egoraptor
And welcome to the first album of
STARBOMB!
A holy-shit-amazing new band I created with these guys:
Ninja Sex Party

[Danny Sexbang]
Hello
My name is Danny Sexbang
I'm the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party
That band he was just talking about
And this here is Ninja Brian
Say hi, Ninja Brian

[Ninja Brian]
[?]

[Ego]
Fantastic

[Ego]
Now, before we begin annihilating your fucking soul
with tasty-ass jams
We'd like to say that we don't own the rights
to the characters that we parody on this album
Like, uh, Zelda
Or Mario
Or... the... Metroid girl
Samus, that's her
But it is parody
Which means, according to the exact text of the law:
Ahem, "The fair use of a copyrighted work
including such use by reproduction and copies of photo records,
or by any other... Fucking means specified by that section
for purposes such as... Uh, shit like criticism, comment, 
teaching, scholarship, or research is not 
a God damn infringement of copyright
I guess what we're saying, Nintendo..
We love you
Thanks for not suing us
Now let's commence the rock!