Artist: Snoop Dogg & Kate Upton f/ Biz Markie, Bow Wow, Larry King, KevJumba, Oliver Cooper Album: Hot Pockets Commercial Song: You Got What I Eat Typed by: email@example.com [Snoop Dogg] One, two, three and to the heat Stop countin sheep and move your feet to the beat I bet you're wonderin, "Who are you?" The baker who made new Hot Pockets come true Now let me give you, an introduction to the Master Baker of this production [Bow Wow] Yeah, you know he bakes here, you know he bakes there He be baking all day [Snoop Dogg] I bake err'ywhere Wanna bake with me? Then come on in We light up taste buds (From beginning to end) My buttery seasoning so hip, it drips Tastes so good, gotta lick your lips Smell my savory garlic, but don't disturb The garden where I grow, flavor-fantastic-al HERBS (Yeah, his flavor-fantastical herbs, y'know~!) [Chorus: Biz Markie] YOU... You got what I eeeeeaaat! Now say you're just a baker But you're my Hot Pockets maker OH BABY YOU... got what I eeeeeaaat! You got the hot buttery crust I need your hot buttery crust, OHH!! [KevJumba] Hold up, hold up, my friend's got a +beef+ with you Take a step back baker, The Butcher's coming through [Oliver Cooper] (KevJumba) I see you like that crust, well I like it too But without my premium meats, you got nothing to chew See I'm the Master Butcher and I bow down to zero Online, they call me the 8-Bit hero I fly cross the land so my flocks are protected Try to come for my beef and you gonna get rejected Cause when you step to me, you gonna get stuck As your head takes a buck from pepperoni nun-chucks (He's got premium meats, the cream of the crop) Welcome to my B-I-Double G Butcher Shop, ya hearrrd? [Chorus: Biz Markie] YOU... You got what I eeeeeaaat! You make the Steak and Cheese That brings me to my knees OH BABY YOU... got what I eeeeeaaat! The flavor is so sweet You know how to spice that meat ..errrAUGH! [Snoop Dogg] (Bow Wow) Now I know The Butcher likes to take credit for the show But there's a reason that my bakery is rollin in the dough Listen lil' baby, don't fall for the cuts (It's the buttery crust that makes you want so much) [Oliver Cooper] (KevJumba) Don't listen to him, girl - he's been baking too long It's my premium meats that make your lips sing a song (When that sauce heats up, the pepperonis do the rest) It's exactly why my new Hot Pockets are the best [Chorus: Biz Markie] No, no, no YOU... both got what I eeeeeaaat! I love your buttery crust But I love that meat just as much OH BABY YOU... both got what I eeeeeaaat! You got all my hot treats You both make me complete OH BAAA-BAAAAAAAAYYYYEEE~!!! [Outro: Larry King] Hello, hello, gentlemen, have you forgotten about, the CHEESE? HELLO! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!