Artist: Smosh Album: Shut Up! And Listen Song: Ultimate Douchebag Medley Typed by: AZ Lyrics As long as I'm wealthy I'll never be starving Never be homeless Never be broke As long as I'm wealthy My toilet is platinum My toothbrush is rhino horn Wipe my ass with gold As long as I'm wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy Wealth wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy One time Cops came into my house And found a bunch of weed; Then I made my black friend Take the blame for me One time One time One one time One one tie tie time! I got a bunch of tattoos (Ay) got tattoos If you read them You can get clues. (You can get clues) To what I had for lunch Shit dawg I got a bunch On my neck On my back On my chest On my abs A bunch of tattoos Uh, uh You love me Haha I like to pee in buckets And throw eggs at my neighbors Make kissy faces at the camera Spit on my fans and haters I love Selena Gomez But I love Brazilian prostitutes more Swaggy! I like to pee in buckets! Ain't no other words rhyme with more I like to pee in buckets! Ain't no other words rhyme with more Uh, uh You love me Eh I totally wish I was black So people may say it and whack Totally wish, to-to-totally wish And ohh I want to run all over the paparazzi And ohh Splatter them over the hood Of my two million dollar Bugatti And I was like Baby, baby, baby no Like baby, baby, baby ohh Like! Swag my Swag my Sag my pants past my dick Oh yeah Past my dick Looks like I pooed in it Oh yeah Pooed in it Sag my pants past my dick Oh yeah Past my dick Looks like I pooed in it Oh yeah Pooed in it