Artist: Smosh
Album:  Shut Up! And Listen
Song:   The Real Party Song
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

This is gonna be the greatest night
Inviting all our friends and we're doing it right
We'll host the best parties, it will be so cool
Wanna party with us? You better follow the rules

R-r-real party y'all

When you plan a party man, you gotta be smart
Duct tape your fridge and hide the fragiles at the start
Take a look so your Facebook invite is on the point
'Cause you don't want douchey dudes all rude in the joint
Slip off your shoes when you slide in the door
'Cause we don't want dog poo all over the floor
And you better bring your own beer
'Cause we're not freaking rich!
Just look at our chair
It's made of Popsicle sticks

This is gonna be the greatest night
We replaced all the booze with Diet Sprite
Make sure all the dudes are peeing sitting down
No need for pee stains all over the grou-ound

That's a real party
R-r-real party y'all
That's a-that's a real party
Real party

Now the party's popping, gotta get more strict
What the hell did we say dude?
No dicks!
Beer pong is for flipping fools; that ball is freaking dirty
You'll die from meningitis way before you're even thirty
Who's that creeper creeping in the corner with Fido?
Get away from Fido
You freaking albino
Only use one square of TP
'Cause we ain't made of cash
Just look at our stripper
She's got a flat ass

This is-this is gonna be the greatest night
No spills on the rug, everybody's polite
Kicking everyone out of our house by 10:00
If this party goes well, we might do it aga-ain

That's a real party
R-r-real party y'all
That's a-that's a real party
Real party y'all

People still partying? Man, it's 10:13
Get the fuck out my house if you know what I mean
Stop banging on my bed
And don't jack my socks
Gotta rise at five
Serve fries at Jack in the Box
Who got the pesto on my remote control?
My rage meter's rising and about to reach full
And who the fuck threw this garbage in the recycling bin?
I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers if you do it again
Parties aren't a place to drink booze and get laid
If at the end we gotta clean up and be maids
Parties aren't the place for taking selfies
That's dumb
If you wanted that, you should've thrown your own one
Parties aren't the place where we spend a lot of money
Can't afford a doctor
And my stools are hecka bloody!
Wha?

This totally was the greatest night
I-i-in by 10:30 and turned out the lights
Called the cops on our party
Beat the women and men
Can't wait to have another bomb-ass party aga-ain

That's a real party
Real party y'all
That's a-that's a real party
Real party y'all