Artist: Smosh Album: If Music Were Real Song: Most Epic Vacation Ever (Cannon Penis) Typed by: AZ Lyrics Feet in the sand Sunglasses on my face Hat on my head I'm in Surf City I'm in Surf City Watch me play my miniture golf, get it in the hole Panther's biting my hand, it hurts Tiki man humpin' just for fun Feeding dolphins out of my hand cause I can CANNON PENIS This tiki man's biting off my head SKEE BALL IS FUN Even though I'm really bad at it I am on a pirate ship I'm going to kill you I'm in front of the ocean Now I'm in the ocean Oh my god, this pizza's amazing! Surfboards! Why do suck so much at skee ball?! Ice cream! Vacation over!