Artist: Smosh Album: If Music Were Real Song: If Music Were Real (Outro) Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Ian] Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if Smosh music was actually real [Anthony] Yeah The only thing more stupid than that would be the people who would actually buy this crap [I] [Laughs] Suckers [Crashing Sound] [A] The hell was that? [I] Oh my God Pterodactyls! [Laser Sounds] [A] Cyborg pterodactyls! With laser eyes! [I] Get 'em with a machine gun! [A] Come and get it, you dinosaur bastards!! [Shoots at them with a machine gun] [I] There's too many of them! [Screaming, pterodactyl noises, and laser sounds] [Narrator] And so, Ian and Anthony were killed by cyborg pterodactyls with laser eyes Eventually, the cyborg pterodactyl overran the entire country and Barack Obama was forced to rename the United States of America to the United States of Cyborg Pterodactyls And they lived happily ever after The end Bitch