Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot Album: The Beavis and Butthead Experience Song: Monster Mack Typed by: DeRockus@juno.com Run for the hills cause the mack is back I'm hookin' up girls by fact If you're stacked You can rub a big mack I gotta gas So don't worry about scraps (no, no) Five foot eleven with a seven foot game Gotta big mouth piece and I show no shame Monster kinky have no morals Monster loves to get oral (ummmm!) Got ten cars and the girls like that I was born and bred to be a mack Once your sign is played You gotta put a style in your game now a days In the sixty's girls was all hot LSD had 'em given up thigh The baby boom was on I drop No more woodstock but now you got Mix-A-Lot So put me in your CD changer Watch your girl cause Mix's a re-arranger Ooo, he's sexist Doo, he's sexist Keepin Rush Limbaugh restless Well I'm da' mack and that’s monster Straight chase girls through the tail cause I wants to You can call it wack But you respect this black When it comes to game I'm a monster mack -Chorus: Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough Big Mack, Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough I'm a monster mack Lookin for sex Bih bih bih big big mack Strike the pose But she aint nasty as me Cause Mix-A-Lot is stuck on freaky Can't stop tappin that tweety Give it to the needy Nope, cause I'm too damn greedy Here I go walking through the mall Don't play ball But I got game for 'em all Focus on a victim, Focus on a victim Mr. Richard is hot so lets sick em And like a tomahawk jumpin’’ on a skillet Girl you got to gimp my puhh The pick up king is back buddy Tryin’ to give lessons to these thick ass ballers and understudies I'm not tryin’ to call you no bitch girl Don't give a damn if your poor or rich girl And we can play a pool And I'm pokin’ that 8-ball cool And the bootys I still like the bootys She got a little waist doin’ squats just to keep me on my duty Giant size games what I droppin’ Straight freaks with these thick ol' gluts is what I'm knockin’ Now the right wing wanna test me If likin’ sex is a crime then you arrest me But don't tell me who to sing to Jack Cause a third of your life is in the sack I'm a monster mack -Chorus- Drivin’ my car by the bus stop Till I spot a young cutie straight suckin’ down a soda pop Baby girl's winkin’ Mix-A-Lot's thinkin’ Hope this girl's feet ain’t stankin’ Here we go Swing by Franglors Get a little Soul Food Now you got a brother in the mood Damn gotta get her home with the quickness For this warriors a witness No need to put my girls on tilt Cause straight up game will get your milk The nasty dog is back With straight pimp game black Ain’t no shame I'm a monster mack -Chorus-