Artist: Super Chron Flight Brothers
Album:  Cape Verde
Song:   The Spin Off
Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash

[Intro]
Two real cool, the dusty duo!
  What are their character traits?
Ignorant - uhh, dullwitted - uhh
Lazy - uhH! And unlucky - UGHHH!
  Exactly~! Exactly what I'm looking for

[Super Chron Flight Brothers]
Shoot the pilot on the cheek, script him spelling
Two colored guys who hate police in the whip
Honeydew melon, one's a loveable freak
the other has a thing for white women
I'm tellin you this is what you sellin
Take Dukes of Hazzard uptown
People love goodhearted felons
You need a love interest?
I'll get you a Pam Grier lookalike in stilletos and ponytail
It doesn't get better than this
TNA never fails, first rule of showbiz
We can have her run a neighborhood bar
We can whip up a funky score
One brother's just back from the war
Streetwise, jive talk, afro parted on the side
How we pimp for him, fuzzy dice in the ride
Slick enough to always slide
The other's educated, glasses, articulate
Blazer and sweater vest, menthol cigarette
Columbia undergrad, he got kicked out for leadin nonviolent protest
Don't worry, the plot's light on black power
Heavy on powerful pot
Corrupt cops, mulatto broads
Brawls in Harlem nightspots
Studio 54 heart of gold whores
Junkies, stoolies
Ricans with switchblades, dagos with gold chains
and toolies sellin smack to moolies
That's all episode one
Episode two carchasin in Chinatown
All of a sudden the brothers know kung-fu
Maybe down South fightin racists
Yeah I think I smell ratings
Let's talk papers (na na na I heard this all before)

[Outro]
It's a thing of the past
  Guess I've never really dug DEEP, into my pain as a negro
Hey look, those things, they're they're hard to look at sometimes
  Yes

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