Artist: Random & K-Murdock Album: Forever Famicom Song: Drop the Load (8-Bit Remix) Typed by: megarankmurdock.bandcamp.com & OHHLA [Intro] I got a beef with alla y'all Big name, big budget, video game distributors If, technology keeps advancing Why is it that the quality of the games and the sturdiness of the systems, keeps decreasing? That's all I wanna know~! I got beef with y'all Somebody tell 'em [Chorus] Drop the load {*8X*} [Random] Aiyyo when I, was a, little kid, playin games, in the crib Guess I took for granted the time it took, to get it in Power on, game start in twenty seconds flat Shoot, 2600 games took less than that Man I can't seem to manage, never, understood the fact The more powerful the system, it's a, bigger piece of crap Commodore 64, had a game called Ultima I could fix dinner in the time it took to load it up Wing Commander 3, although I never ever tried it Installation took an hour, so no, I wasn't buyin it Man I miss the cartridge, them joints were sturdy Now you get a disc read error if it's a little dirty I used to stack my carts up and built forts with 'em Dropkick 'em with G.I. Joes, then put 'em in the system Power on and they work perfectly without a hiccup If you feelin like I'm feelin say it with me now get up and [Chorus] [Random] Had a, 360, three years, three red rings Had a, NES forever, never, had to, fix a thing Used to love Soldier of Fortune, blowin cats apart But I could make a cake in the time it took for it to start So traded in my 'Station, then I copped a 64 But when I saw how much the games cost my jaw hit the floor 70 bucks for Superman, well, I just got paid Little, did I know, that was the, worst game that was, ever made And I was workin at Toys R Us, my job was to sell So I couldn't tell you that joint was corny as hell Moved on to PS2 when I heard the news of Metal Gear Solid 2 And I remember, that joint was cool But when I beat it, all that I, remembered, ever, sayin was I spent more time on cutscenes than actually, playin Made me wish I never gave away my old joints This is my whole point, can I get a witness, to say it with me? [Chorus] - 2X [Outro] I stand before you as one One of many, one of the millions Who waited and waited for this game to come out Waited and waited to get the money to buy it Who waited and waited in traffic to ride home and get it Who waited and waited, to turn the game on after work And then we WAIT AND WAIT to get into the action! And you with the unskippable promos The cutscenes that will not end I saw 'em already~!!! I died, I had to do the level over again! Okay, my bad! But why do I have to watch your cutscene again? And again? AND AGAIN?! Man, drop the load!