Artist: Pink Guy (Filthy Frank) Album: PINK GUY (Mixtape) Song: Jungle Boy Pt. 1 Typed by: AZ Lyrics Let me tell you about a thing or two If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru Or do some gay shit like Ron fucking Harry Potter with a broom Anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea cause I love the POON (No? Fuck) They call me Mr. Fantastic Ass kicked rapper nasty blasting sticky mass in ass and other fat things "Smoking blunts was a daily routine." And that's a bad impression of Biggie "But I don't mean any disrespect." Yo, I'm so fucking slick that Slick Ricky would slit his wrist and insist that I should be the slickest bitch since the genesis "Since the genesis?" Yeah since the genesis Cause I'm the bestestest at good grammar in these sentences [Faintly] ("fucking idiot") Yo I'm cramming verbs like the SATs Ese please I got a really long diss for you I call an essay tease You didn't get the joke so I guess you're a special needs student Ya'll are fake dicks dildos with no lubricants Ha I'm not the brightest man but like the slightest bite of hepatitis can Inflate a cell with viral livers that's me cause I'm viral man [Unintelligible gibberish] So do you feel high? I swear I'm fucking with more bonds than Bill Nye H 2 the O with stilettos now that's a high tide Call me Billy Mays cause I'm still living in 1999