Artist: Ol Dirty Bastard Album: Return to the 36 Chambers - The Dirty Version Song: Intro Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash Ahh ahh, I never saw so many people tonight I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good I'm glad that y'all givin it up for him, y'all givin it up for him that's good -- y'all make me want to cry or somethin Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low ahh-hahhh And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before Somethin that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set theyself to do This fuckin guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin crazy He's somethin insane, he's the greatest performer every-since uhh, what's the guys name? [Ol Dirty!!] Ahh, da, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol Dirty Bastard I love that guy! (Ol Dirty!!) Yes, how y'all doin out there? I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night Cause I'm happy to be living, you know A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man YouknowhatI'msayin? And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all You know, but *sniff* but I really came here tonight *sniff* For one reason *sniff*, just cause *sniff* I don't need to cry I don't need to cry, dub you can play that shit man, play it man I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all When I got burnt, gonorrhea Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamnit Ohh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times when you really look at it Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off Yeah the bitch died, I killed the bitch She suffered a long pain bitchy ass go bitch had to go I I knew the bitch for ten minutes of her life But the pussy was good! Yes the pussy was good! I just want you to know girl! That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written by Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this shit It's just a poem that I writ for you girl *paper crinkles* *singing* The first time, ever you sucked my dick Thank you thank you! I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls Somethin shot out of me real fast First time Nah I'm just kidding witch'all How y'all feelin, listen to the album cuz it's BANGIN We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber Oh? And what would that be?