Artist: The Simpsons Album: The Simpsons Sing the Blues Song: Deep Deep Trouble Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com [Homer] BART! [Marge] Go to your room! [Bart] Yeah right.. ("T-Trouble!" <- Fresh Prince) {DJ Jazzy Jeff cuts and scratches} "Well, you're damned if you do-" "What are we talking about?" "Well, you're damned if you do-" "Where's your sense of humor?" "Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't" [Homer] BART!!! [Bart Simpson] (Homer) Let me start at the start, then take it away My name is Simpson, Bartholemew J. That's Bart with an "art" and a captial B Then "Simp" plus S-O-N, that's me Introductions aside, let's move right along You can all sing along at the sound of the gong {*gong sound*} Once upon a time, about a week ago All of a sudden trouble started to grow Alarm was buzzin, I was snoozin S'posed to get up now but I was refusin to let, reality become an intrusion cause in Dreamy Dreamland, I was cruisin But the buzz kept buzzin, my head kept fuzzin Gave the radio a throw and heard an explosion (D'OH~!!) Opened up my eyes and to my surprise There stood Homer and his temperature rised I was chillin, he was yellin Face all distorted cause he was propellin It wasn't what he said but more of his tone The usual jive put your nose to the grindstone I said "I'm real sorry" but that didn't cut it I started to protest but dad said (Shut it!) ("Get up, mow the lawn, move it on the double cause if you don't, you're in deep deep trouble!") [Chorus] {DJ Jazzy Jeff cuts and scratches} Troubleeeeee! Deep, deep, troubleeeeee! Want him, to struggleeee! Deep, deep, troubleeeeee! {"As it go a little somethin like this, HIT IT!" <- Slick Rick} [Bart Simpson] (Homer) So I'm in the front yard, mowin like crazy Sweatin like a pig and the sun is blazin Homer's in the driveway gettin in the car with Mom and Lisa, hope they're goin real far Then Dad yells (BART!!), and I go "Yo!" He goes (Ya done yet?), and I go "No" So he goes (Ohh, you're too slow!) So I step on the gas to speed up the mow Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree Went KER-PSSSHHHH~!!, rainin on me I go "Whoa!!", Homer goes (D'oh!) (Now you can't go, to the boat show) This is my thanks after workin my butt off? Homer revs the motor and they all start to putt off Soaked to the bone, standin in a puddle No one needs to tell me I'm in deep deep trouble [Chorus] Troubleeeeee! Deep, deep, troubleeeeee! You're going to get the doubleeee! Deep, deep, troubleeeeee! [Bart Simpson] As soon as they're gone, I'm stretched on a lawn Lookin at the sky with my sun shades on Now I've never ever claimed that I was smartie But inspriation hits me, "Let's have a party!!" Called up my posse, they were here in a flash! They brought all their pals, we started to thrash (Oh yeah!) There was rompin and stompin, an occasional crash A fist fight or two and Nintendo for cash We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash I got a little worried when the windows got smashed {*glass breaks*} The next thing you know mom and dad are home The kids disappear and I'm all alone Everything's silent except for my moan and the low bluesy tone of a saxophone {*Lisa plays sax*} They look at me then they go into a huddle Get the sinkin sensation I'm in deep deep trouble [Chorus] Troubleeeeee! Deep, deep, troubleeeeee! Don't need to struggleeeeee! Deep, deep, troubleeeeee! [Bart Simpson] There's a little epilogue to my tail of saddness I was dragged down the street by his royal dadness we rounded the corner and came to stop Threw me inside Jake's, the barber shop I said. "Please sir, just a little of the top" Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop So on my head there's nothing but stubble Man I hate bein in deep deep trouble! [Chorus]